TOSH

am the guy yer maw wishes yer da wis

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@TheBlazer20 Awrite mate how ye been? Ye still living oot in Australia aye?

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

A ken many have said it before me but this queueing at pubs and bars is fucking shocking man. Am doon in England and they are fucking loving it. Bar looks quiet cos theres 1 queue 30 strong. Disgusting.

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@jimsweatshirt Scorsese is drinking champagne Nolan is eating chips

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@DaftLimmy Mandatory or optional?

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

I'll tell you what this country needs.

FREE ECKIES

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Yer Maw's Pal Agnes

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@DuarteZezo @stoneroses1982 Name the 25 pixies and sex pistols songs since yer so confident

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

You’ll no be laughing when the last Greggs sausage roll is 37 quid cos a dynamic fucking pricing

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

Julian assange having a sex party for his freedom and calling it dickileaks

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@musebag1 @AndyPittaway @mainlyoasis He was sacked first

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@bushontheradio Irn bru cheese and onion squares and a white kinder bueno

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@trboxing @AjagbaEfe Naw he didney

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

God bless Bob Dylan hope your ok out there brother

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

The only correct answer is totties in a bun

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Let’s settle the debate once and for all.

What do you call this?

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@jordanbpeterson Haha coward has his replies back on fair play doc

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@TheRockRevival_ The last 2 albums have been steaming piles of dogshit

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@jordanbpeterson turned of his replies to normal people what a coward

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

@KevP82 If captain T wis a gid da he wid have told his daughter before he died make sure ye get a cut of that money I made

[TOSH @ToshRocks85]

If ma da walked aboot his backdoor to make aboot 38 million for charity am sorry but am taking ma cut