Tosha

Ferris State University Alum / ΠΚΑ Dream Girl 2018 / Dog Mom / sc: toshacross11

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

I don’t get why throwing your drink on someone when you’re mad is a thing. Like I’m not wasting my $6 vodka redbull on a pos when I can get drunk instead.

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

@__maartinaa__ HOT MAMÍ. 😍🤤

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

I’ve been out of college for over a year now, but didn’t feel like a real adult until today when I put a carpet cleaner on my Christmas list.

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

Trying to settle a debate. Which is better?

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

Everyone always talks about the freshman 15 but no one warned us about the quarentine 15

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

@__maartinaa__ That’s the only thing I ever sleep in 😂

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

Putting a sports bra on after getting out of the shower could be an Olympic sport.

[dirty dan @dannirobers]

yeah I got fat, but I also got happy 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

@__maartinaa__ He literally hasn’t moved an inch from his bed 😂😂

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

I got one of those doggy camera’s so I can see what Colt does all day while Lance and I are at work..... nothing. Colt does absolutely nothing.

[Brandon Sherwood @BSherwood30]

Brandon Sherwood is a great guy!

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

@RyRun41 @lance_m07 @nathanrieman That’s what happens when he stays up past his bedtime. He starts talking dumb 😂

[Lance McLean @lance_m07]

Michigan should allow bars to stay open til 3 maybe 4 once quarantines over to make up for loss money

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

The only good part about having to wear a mask at work all day is that it hides my double chin.

[Susanny J. Beltran, PhD, MSW @SusannyBeltran]

Social workers are healthcare workers. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

@Britts2118 @magiccat1001

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

@Britts2118 @Letmebegreat55 Dibs on best man

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

@gabysobczak We miss you too 😭

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

@RyRun41 @L_Mclean07 @kylecassidy_23 I’m just too good 😎

[Tosha @ToshaCross]

If there’s one good thing to come from this lockdown it’s that I’ve almost convinced Lance to get a puppy.

[rina ₊✧⋆ @rinaactually_]

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