Tosh Johnson

I'm silly wit it.. Handsome..What else... Oh! Don't try to unfollow after I follow. I know how tha game go okurrrt!

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

@iamcardib And Rob Kardashian is the 6th daughter! 😂

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

"I won't stop until I'm dead, I won't stop until I'm Ted, and I'll never be that guy!!" I forget where I heard this line but this hashtag reminded me of it. #PutSomeRandomGuyInAFilm

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

DeShawn of the Dead #PutSomeRandomGuyInAFilm

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

#TerribleValentinesDaySongs Stone cold

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

Abs on a female.. Cute or nah??!

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

@NunOf_theAbove @FSADz937 Hell .. Y'all are cuter than a kitten n a puppy fightin' in a slipper!! 😍😆

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

@BenjaminEnfield So the fuck whaaaat

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

@FSADz937 Texas servers be like, "hey y'all, did y'all want gravy on y'all's chicken fried steak?"

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

@NunOf_theAbove @FSADz937 Actually I've heard y'all's when I first got to Texas. A waiter really said, "hey y'all, did y'all want gravy on y'all's chicken?"

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

@FSADz937 Pennsylvania Dutch says, "yuns".. No joke. Like derived from "youngins" I guess.

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

@FSADz937 Where's, "yous guys" on the east tho?

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

Weed & Coke 😎😯 #CreateAPowerCouple

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

#CreateAPowerCouple Marge Simpson and Stan from American Dad

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

Do not check out that noise. What noise. Keep it moving, don't even look back at the noise. #HorrorMoviesForDummies

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

So you rush to make the piece fit then it disappears quickly?😍😆😂
#AddVideoGamesImproveAnything https://t.co/mkD4vqz137

[Starlord aka ShoNuff ⚔ ✊🔥👈 @DcStarlord]

#AddVideoGamesImproveAnything sex cause it's like Tetris with me baby ✊

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

#AddVideoGamesImproveAnything PacMen!! Eyyoo

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

#AddVideoGamesImproveAnything Google maps. Up, down, left right, left right.

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

So cute . People are still trying to name movies.. They in the zone! 😆#AddVideoGamesImproveAnything

[ŁȺᵾǤĦƗNǤ 💀 SꝀᵾŁŁ @laughingskull59]

President Evil...
#AddVideoGamesImproveAnything

[Tosh Johnson @Toshjohnson14]

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.