Zach

XD

[onion person @CantEverDie]

tim heidecker describes how to turn piss into gold https://t.co/ahOqvcHBVS

[Keith Orejel @keithdorejel]

Great work Third Way! You did it!

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING —

Comedian Druski Faces Intense Backlash from Conservatives for Not Raping Children.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@NewsWire_US if they’re that mad they should just kill themselves?

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Yep. Looks like stage 3 upcuh. Devastating

[Onyx HQ @onyxcoins]

.@elonmusk is deadass a bitch. A loser. A dweeb. A racist, islamophobic, homophobic, transphobic bastard. Idgaf how many times I gotta say this or how many times you niggas will get annoyed but I dead hate this nigga. Every time I join this app I gotta realize I use the same app as that albino dung beetle body built ass mf. This nigga ruined Twitter, he’s trying to ruin the country I live and love and you niggas are allowing this fucking fat BITCH to do it. Fuck every single one of Elons supporters. Fuck Donald Trump. fuck the Republicans. FUCK the democrats too. Fuck doc rivers. This hate I have for you Elon will be justified just you wait. I hope you see this shit bitch ass nigga

[Alex @midsmoker34]

You know we’ve lost our way as a society when that green pervert that’s been trying to hijack Christmas every year has his own meal at McDonald’s. What happened to us

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Anyone else hear that? That jolly sound? I think it’s sleigh bells ring ting tingling y’all. Only 100 more days left ❄️🎄 #Yup #ChristmasWithAlex

[dog of the year @erogurodog]

Repost if you think our brave postal warriors should be given military equipment and absolutely no rules of engagement

[Zach @Tospgaming1]

Franzgoat

[The Fron Jay @FJXSU]

@skripexd Half of these people are just begging for an excuse to be transphobic

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

JUST IN: TiaCorine was reportedly blown up by a Creeper.

[DID BULLY DELUXE DROP TODAY? @didjesusdrop]

Dear @theneedledrop,

I know you’re probably going to ignore this, but I have a problem with you. What I’m about to say is harsh, but it’s from my heart.

You’re just making reviews for clout. These aren’t even your real thoughts. It’s just a business to you. It’s sad. Desperate, even. You’re a slave to the capitalist machine. There’s not a whiff, puff, or even hint of objectivity between your glasses imprisoned eyes.

There’s no way you listened to Jackboys 2 and thought that shit was a “Light 2”. Bullshit. You just chose that number cause it’s got a 2 in the name. You made it a meme. It’s as bad as when Pitchfork awarded that piglet a 6.

Here’s the truth. I listened to the Jackboys 2 album. In fact, I listened twice. I thought about it. I absorbed it. I meditated on it. And I can say, with utmost certainty, with God as my witness, that this album is a Strong 1. The only 2 rating it deserves is a 2 pack of ass.

Stop dickriding Travis Scott for once and gain a pair of real balls.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

“making grok anti-woke” and it starts praising hitler and divulging rape fantasies about real people is too on the nose it’s almost unreal

[Zach @Tospgaming1]

Modern mopar safety technology hinges on the assumption that every single one of their consumers is functionally braindead

[Zach @Tospgaming1]

ON GOD ON GOD ON GOD

[( ˊo̴̶̷̤ ̫ o̴̶̷̤ˋ) @viperscaIes]

my labubu hanging from my bag

[The Ten Thousand Man @slime_machine]

they call it A24 because you when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk away

[Devlin @DevlinsCards]

Proud Mom Moment: my daughter has been an avid gamer for years now, she’s never cheated and never hacked! She’s reached a milestone that showcases her hard work and skill! SHE IS ON A TEAM!!! (Yes I yelled that, I’m that proud!)

She now games with aiR as seen in her name! Her dad, @DevlinsMan and I are so proud of her!! If you game or play COD, give her a follow!

[Alex @midsmoker34]

We need a lit 19 year old pope that feels music on a deeper level than most and has never had a job before