Totally Real SB Facts (Taylor's Version)

Telling you only the most real of facts in sports the mainstream sports media DOESN'T WANT YOU TO HEAR

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Thank you once again for a wonderful day of #TotallyRealSBFacts. And thank you again for your help @RBlank1988 and @Rachel_Joseph for helping me out. I'm going to DW!

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Totally Real Fact #17: Don't be alarmed if Travis Kelce gets down on one knee, he's just trying to stop the clock. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #16: If that ball was thrown by Bills star closing quarterback and league NVP @KyleAllen_10, it would have been a touchdown #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #15: The Forward Pass was invented in 1954 when Colt Markhoffsky of the Scottsdale Skunks became the first quarterback to think of someone other than himself. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #14: This is a genius play to push the game into overtime by the Chiefs. It's already past these 49 year old's bedtime. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #13: If you calculated all the commercials Patrick Mohones has appeared in in the past 12 months, you would be sad afterwards. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #12: If you think that putting @JasonKelce in overalls will keep him from taking his shirt off, you will be tragically mistaken. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #11: Travis Kelce has admitted privately that the only reason he dated Taylor Swift is to add his original character into the Cats 2 movie: Sylvester Shin Guard, the sports equipment cat. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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@GrittyNHL Stop playing hard to get. You know you want me!

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Totally Real Fact #10: Refs for tonight’s game have been trained in interpretive dance to signal penalties. Sure it might be “easier” and “more practical” to say the penalty, but let me ask you, when was the last time you truly felt a Neutral Zone Infraction? #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #9: Brock Purdy almost didn't play tonight when he saw that all of his teammates were wearing the same outfit as him #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #8: TRSBFacts is brought to you by Jedediah's Ball Slicker, the premier sports lube of the Kansas City Chiefs #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #7: If the SB party that you are at is serving cauliflower wings, just know that there are people here that want to help you. You don't need to suffer alone. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Totally Real SB Fact Fact #1: I too am running for President of the United States because I, an internet clown man, have just as good of a shot of winning as Robert Kennedy. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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Totally Real Fact #6: We hope you enjoy tonight’s broadcast of Candid Video of @taylorswift13 punctuated by an entire football game. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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This is my annual reminder to @NBA to let Malcolm Delaney @foe23 play some fucking ball! You're just scared that he will take over your precious little game. #TotallyRealSBFacts

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