CatMau5

Escaped from the east 'cause the west is the best.
I like mountains and beaches and music and cool stuff. Rabid extrovert. Yogi/Runner/Equestrian/Outdoors

[CatMau5 @TotalCatM0ve]

@RTDSchapiro Starting recall petition drive. Morrissey needs push out of 74th seat. Kevin Sullivan

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@mybandowen The owner of the company that I work for wants to get in touch with you about obtaining an autograph for his son, DM ME $$$$$$$$

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I'm sooooo fabbbbb checkout Im blondeee Im skinnnnnny I'm richhhh &&&&&& I'm a little bit of a BITCH @ladygaga

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Life is too fun, California will you marry me? Let God be the sun and in the ocean they will bury me.

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I still can't figure out how I feel about @IGGYAZALEA

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be young, be dope, be proud. like an #American

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gotta love waking up in the morning to double digit positive temperatures with no snow on the ground! #iseethelight #spring #Montana

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WHAT???! Parents aren't allowed to have twitter @kevincatsdaddio, right @AudreyCK87 #generationgap

[Ghetto Hikes @GhettoHikesBack]

"Shoutout to my nigga Bear Grylls fo doin this shit AND gettin money."

[Ghetto Hikes @GhettoHikesBack]

"Smokey the bear said only YOU can prevent ugly girls from joining twerk-offs."

[Ghetto Hikes @GhettoHikesBack]

"Glad momma made me come. You can't see stuff like dis at home watchin shark week."

[CatMau5 @TotalCatM0ve]

omg if you actually think any of those quotes are from Marilyn Monroe you need to #sitthefuckdown

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watching #SpringBreakers last night made me feel so much better about not going to #ultra haha

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Kim Jong Un needs to hire a new personal trainer/nutritionist or whatever #chinsonchinsonchins

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throwing legitimate flailing temper tantrums at my desk because of @ultra @Snapchat s thanks a lot @BigButtaEm @fkcrowther @JessieSHolt

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Lou Reed, NYC, 1977. Photograph by Lynn Goldsmith.

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all of @LanaDelRey 's songs sound exactly the same and im strangely ok with this

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So I just meditate at the home in Pompeii about how I could build a new Rome in 1 day. #tweetingrandomshitatwork #isit5yet #clique #yeezy

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he doesn't mind I have a Las Vegas past, he doesn't mind I have an LA crass way about me

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

Today I thought about the 3 days in 2001 when I wanted to look like Jessica Simpson and it made me so sad. So fucking sad.