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I love my kids, my wife and my new miter saw table.

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I should have made Dad-themed t-shirts, apparently.

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I’ve been busy. Travel baseball is nuts. #TotalDadMove

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@RossBjorkAD Tell it to your representative @Jay4district12 He voted for the bill I think.

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I'm fucking pissed off that some insane jackass killed people for no damn reason at all. Fuck.

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Excellent. https://t.co/HyQ4460Gme

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Bike has been ready at the shop for a week and a half and I have yet to pick it up. #TotalDadMove

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Had to take my bicycle to the shop because kids want to go bike riding and I haven't used my bike in 15 years. #TotalDadMove

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*course

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I hate goofy kids. #TotalDadMove

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I've spent more time at the baseball field this spring/summer than I have spent in the golf court in the past 7 years combined. #TDM

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I've bought no less than two dozen fidget spinners. #TotalDadMove

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Bottle flipping is the work of the devil.

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@SameReb @smeargleRCR

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@russjacqueline Rooster's will be back open March 20, Karaoke Weds on again on March 22. Until then, try Karaoke Weds at Mr Feathers.

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@HottyToddyNews @MattBarnthouse karaoke every Weds, Friday and Saturday night at Mr. Feathers.

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@Sayhop what is your dog doing in your lap on an airplane? Bogus emotional support note?

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Correcting people on the difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day. #TotalDadMove

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Still talking about the election. #TotalDadMove

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Trump did better than Romney among blacks by 5 points. He did 2 points better among Latinos.

But DEMs are crying racism?

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So America twice elects a black president and then picks one white person over another white person and it is all about racism?