Sweet Dave

Not affiliated with Dave in any way. just fans and we enjoy sharing the things he does. (all actual events and quotes)

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

.@PKP_Rush2016 when is your next rush event?

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

@TinderHRdept #totaldavemove

[Phi Psi Rush 2016 @PKP_Rush2016]

Rush tanks are in. You can get one from any Rush Chair or at our first rush event the 28th at @CaptainWiller house!

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

@HiepNgoNe #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

Assuming you are way more skilled in mathematics than you actually are because you're Asian #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

Thinking volleyball is a masculine sport #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

@MeanStreetsOMA #TotalDaveMove

[MeanStreets Omaha @MeanStreetsOMA]

#OmahaProtip: There are a lot of motorcyclists driving like idiots tonight. Be sure to keep an eye out as you are drunk driving home.

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

@HicksonMaddie #TotalDaveMove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

When going over your grades for this semester deciding that you will "just travel next semester." #TotalDaveMove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

Your toast speech simply being "I'll black to that." #TotalDaveMove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

Claiming you parents made you go to the hospital because you were "too faded" #TotalDaveMove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

@lukewilliams___ #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

@BDN013 #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

Throwing parties at a house you don't live in without consulting the people who live there #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

@TinderHRdept #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

@spencercaniglia #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

Offering someone a few dollars to take shots of their burnettes vodka and leaving with all of it #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

Telling everyone that someone "pulled some strings" and offered you a job on vacation even though you're a fucking sophomore #totaldavemove

[Sweet Dave @TotalDaveMove1]

After new people have moved into your house pretending like you still live there. Coming and going as you please #totaldavemove