TotalFootballFunnies

Bringing you the funniest sounds in football!

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If I say we want better for British people and a safer country for our children it's labelled racist and I'll be accused of white privilege,but when black people say it it's a civil rights movement.

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@MoMohler Americans be like, "gaaawd dayum, these small people in school just love the 7.62 rounds piercing their weak ass skin, ya'll!"

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@fcbtray The delusion is strong with this one. He really said fighting wars and education.

Got your asses handed to you by Somalians, outsmarted by Vietnam, were owned by little old Britain just 250 years ago and the majority of your population are dumb as fuck!

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@MrsSteak Can I hire you to fix my cute female ass addiction?

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@IfnBoxing Ginger mullet geezer scaring the local talent off!

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@DannyBoy_83 Sneaky dig then legged it. Proper handbags at dawn stuff!

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@Alice569441163

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@itsme_kyliefox 14-21 times a week 😍

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@JLRINVESTIGATES Is this what people mean when they say chimping out?

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@iiwasinthee212 Dirty horrible vile oxygen thieving whore

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@_AmandaKerri @VladdyisKing27 Humour*

The U is supposed to be there just like in;

Colour
Honour
Favour
Neighbour

Now stop destroying the language and correct spellings of words you dumb hillbilly, redneck, yeehaaw, slack-jaw, inbred, poorly educated, fuckwitted spastics adopted from us.

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@willgamble15 Seen better atmosphere away at Grimsby on a cold rainy night in January.

Complete and utter forced dogshit!

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@MrsSteak Beautiful

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@SteelersWin109 @Dan_Baz_Collier Let's go steelers

Gtfoh with your weak, lame, uninspiring bullshit!

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@conordun @Davboro123 Let you have your shithole country back 250 years ago and look at the state of it now. Opioid addiction and obesity is rife and it's being run by a orange nonce that is pricing the working man info an early grave!

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@AidanThaGod

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@AidanThaGod Islam doesn't even specify what gender or species!

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@Kaleyxxx Let me EAT!

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@HazelAppleyard Men have penises women have multiple personalities and nosey friends.

Non-binaries have a mental illness!

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@mursxli