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@john_tonna did u make him wear protection

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Sneaky working harder than any of u all summer just so I can get back to school and ball out. Respect the game.

#TJM
#SmallBusinessStartup

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Finished my project, took all night. Its tough for me to work with people operating beneath God mode but I can handle it because I'm the man

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Can't believe Ryan walked in on me cracking the hydrant. He even got a pic what the fuck

#EverHeardOfKnocking?

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Who the fuck is banging on my door
#imserious
#gtfo

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Get a single in Austin? I might as well be signing up for a concentration camp. Jesus does nobody care about roommate camaraderie anymore?

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Something tells me the dean has a frisbee in her future.

#LetsPlay
#ButNotInTheQuad
#SneakyWantedFediganAnyway
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#FediganFrenzy

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Played monopoly with my Granny Joan once... She asked if I own the railroad. The irony was killing me!

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#GrannyJoanHasNoIdea

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Girl on a tour asked me what my favorite part of Villanova was... Told her easy access to the train tracks on campus.

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#RailroadMogul

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70 and sunny. I'm thinking tank top and aviators. Who's in??

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If I was a plane they'd call me the red eye

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The thought of going back to Villanova and having to wear seat belts again makes me want to stay up all night and cry with tonna

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This shit literally writes itself

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The air in my room is feeling a bit heavy. Gonna turn on a fan, get that air circulating a bit. Updates to come.

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Saw an old woman weeping on the side of the road today. Asked her what was wrong she said her whole family abandoned her. Crazy world.

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Looking forward to seeing my pet bird when I get home.

#missyoubird

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Woah guys that's my bad. I'll call the fire department, looks like your Twitter feeds are on FIRE.

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When I try to use the ATM it gives me an error:

[Error code 503]: "ur broke af"

If anyone knows how to fix this call me on my droid

#TJM

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Easter egg hunts are teaching kids all the wrong lessons. You should not be trying to find the egg, you should be PULLING THE FUCK OUT

#TJM