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@ABigNerd Lol

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*yesterday*
Me: that’s a great shirt daisy
3 yr old: thank you my mama made it
*today*
3yr old: look at me! Look at me! *hops up and down insanely*
Me: yes you are a great jumper, daisy.
3 yr old: thank you! My mama made myself

Credits everything to mama👌🏻

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But she brought other ppl. So is it even a date? :////

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She’s leaving :/

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Lol I’m terrifying

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Aaaa. Got a date tonight 😬😌😟

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Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe... Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above.

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Mornin sunshine sayin TGIF

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"Doodle jumps but with headsets so you can yell at each other..."
"We'll call it Call of Doodle."

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Puking🤢, daycare👨‍👦‍👦, cooking🍳 class, bar🥃 and now theater.🍿

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@_ThisIsMadness Me. Talking about spider monkeys

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@_ThisIsMadness Didn't mean to post this. Was talking to a kid and they distracted

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@_ThisIsMadness I'm scared of spiders 🕷

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Vomiting copiously. Meant to post this at 12 AM last night but it got saved as a draft :(

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"When a baby is born it pisses it pants" - @_ThisIsMadness

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https://t.co/J1e5E5bAE7

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@_ThisIsMadness Aw

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Kingston's BBQ

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/VaFGlaDUk2