John Pratt

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[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

I have to say my favorite thing about Nolan making The Odyssey is that we as a Western society are making memes about a story written over 1300 years ago

Maybe someday there will be a blockbuster movie about Beowulf or the Epic of Gilgamesh and the memes will continue

[Grant McAuley @grantmcauley]

BREAKING: The Dodgers have acquired the Time Stone from Thanos and will be activating Sandy Koufax and Don Drysdale.

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

@steven_little That’s so awesome! Congrats!

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

There are so many more important things going on right now and this doesn’t solve anything. What? The mild annoyance currently at early sunsets?

We have real problems in this country and this bill feels like an intentional distraction

[CBS News @CBSNews]

BREAKING: The House passes a bill to make daylight saving time permanent, which now heads to the Senate. https://t.co/1j32qdZT5l

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

England fans attended the Braves game after their World Cup game in Atlanta

They were chanting “Michael Harris” and he immediately caught a fly ball

[Skylar Skye @SkylarSkye3]

I’m starting to think America’s biggest strength is mindset.

There’s this constant belief that bigger is better and anything is possible.

You can feel it everywhere.

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

Watching Band of Brothers again and I completely forgot Jimmy Fallon makes a cameo driving a jeep of ammo as Easy Company is preparing to defend Bastogne

Surprised he wasn’t giggling as he told the incoming soldiers about the German Panzer divisions and massive casualties

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

@PardonMyTake @Belichick_B When Big Cat suggested PFT eat a croissant every day, PFT was about to say “that’ll be my croiss-ant to bear”, but the conversation kept going and he didn’t have a chance

A great *almost* joke

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

You think they have a rivalry?

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

Missed the Met Gala for the NBA Playoffs. Man of the people.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

confirmed: @RealChalamet is at The Mecca

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

@GiannisBetter1 @Braves_Jerseys I knew I wasn’t crazy!

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

@Joe505883668093 @Braves_Jerseys Oh I comprehend it perfectly. I just don’t see a point to these polls if no other player will ever have his pitching numbers. Unless something happens to Shohei this season it’s basically his award already.

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

@ElephantMan06 @Braves_Jerseys That’s my point. Why is anyone else being considered at all? Shohei won the MVP in 2024/2025 and I’m sure will win this year too

No other player in these polls will have his pitching numbers. There’s no point to these polls. Unless something happens, it’s Shohei’s award to lose

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

It’s the 2019 NLDS all over again

An Atlanta pro sports team falling flat on their face on a national stage early in a series-clinching playoff game

Time is a flat circle

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

Incredible, he’s not even batting and he made it to second base

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

@TBob53 Pro tip, if you’re feeling a drink around China or Morocco and don’t want to wait in line, head towards the standalone bars in the back of the pavilions.

The crowds always go straight to the kiosks on the main path.

[John Pratt @TotalPrattMove_]

@TBob53 Since you’re an LSU man I recommend swinging by the French Quarter resort to have their Mickey beignets

Enjoy your trip sir! And RIP to your wallet