anarch

☆ hail satan ☆ 🔴⚫️☆ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☆ intj ☆

[anarch @Total_Anarch]

Boo motherfucker

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Do I buy a sandwich or do I just fucking give it all up

[jackson 🇪🇸 @jacksonicide]

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

[H A I F A 🇵🇸 @ih8diosa]

yall keep playing with that cyclospora shit tb u wanna lose weight . They finna find u deceased on the latrine with shit up ur back like they found Elvis

[turbomander @turbomander]

yeah whatever man, blocked + reported + abjured + disembowled + banished + immolated + everted + reemboweled + drawn + quartered

[sophie 🪽 @realtwspark]

i can’t believe there’s an anime called yuri on ice and its actually fucking yaoi

[resque🔜​gulag @Resqueeeeeee]

can't even beat faggots anymore they're into it

[Blaire @pissshit90001]

Do we gotta fucking problem puss puss

[gb @gginajack]

What’s scary about the cyclospora outbreak is that the cdc isn’t tracing, so the manufacturer/supplier is likely still unknowingly producing cyclospora infected products. No recalls in sight, no solution in sight. Just explosive diarrhea

[щ @Circle10]

do you mind if i scare your baby

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that makes my dad easier to talk to

[Retired Cowboys Fan @wavynavyjuan]

u not a nerd because you play video games and watch anime i’m sorry dawg, the credentials ain’t the same no more

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

they always have the smallest daintiest twinks go push all the carts back inside at the grocery store

[Pukicho @pukicho]

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fuck that guys groceries are way cooler than mine

[s @skaterz090]

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

[i think @kutaiuranium]

my infant son can’t do any Vape tricks yet and it’s pissing me off

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

why is there never an outbreak of something nice

[Lee ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ @rylandgraceful]

made first contact and the alien had a fagcent

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.