Madison & Brooklyn

Moderately wealthy, semi-socialite bitches.
Saying what you're too pussy to even think.

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

@ALLIEINCREDIBLE Love this!!!

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

I have used the work bathroom more than a dozen times today... anyone got some flushable butt wipes?

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

Afternoon orgasms are the best...

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

The only way I can remember the last time I got fucked is because I venmo by gf 69 cents #venmostalker

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

Not being able to poop easily is the Fucking WORST.

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

People that buy half 8th are the worst

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

Fucking #truth

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

Fuck man. Lookin all cute and no dudes to play with... womp womp

[Nicky 🏳️‍🌈 @nickyrosetattoo]

Finally living my dream, did my first big piece yesterday. If you live in Miami, i’m currently doing $25 any tattoo (apprentice special) please retweet to share my work 🙏🏻

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

I hate everyone

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

Today my true sexual demon goddess will shine through

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

Getting high AF later for @LilTunechi is #life

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

Fuck man. Im hungry #ForThatDick

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

@Spanish_31 Bet it’s sexy

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

It’s #FuckMefriday... who’s gettin it in?

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

Current mood

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

I have very devious intentions for this evening -b

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

B: dude... I shoulda brought the chocolates!!!
M: Yes!!!
B: but I forgot it and it would not have been as much fun bc... adulting
M: FUCK ADULTING #weekendprobs

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

I miss getting high as fuck and your head between my legs

[Madison & Brooklyn @TotallyBitches]

@Spanish_31 Farts. The worst