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I act like I don't care, but deep inside, I swear it hurts.

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Mind process: Should I send it? No it's stupid...maybe...nah....eh YOLO.*send*

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Dog's diary = me and my master played all day! Cat's diary = day 154 of captivity.

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Dear Past, Thank you for all the lessons. Dear Future, I'm Ready

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My room may be a mess, but I know where EVERYTHING is.

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I hate it when I plan a conversation with someone in my head and they dont follow the damn script.

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I think if my phone were to say Im dying with a sad face I would rush faster to the charger..

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The last thing I do every night and the first thing I do every morning is check my phone.

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The word HATERS begins with the word HA for a reason.

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The sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.

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I hate it when I'm being lied straight to my face when I know every bit of the truth.

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Best friends have Conversations impossible to understand by other people...

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That awkward moment when you get a flashback of something extremely embarrassing that you did.

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A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss! ^.^

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FACT: The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog" uses every letter in the alphabet!

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That awkward moment when you wake up at 3am and wonder.... "Where the fuck did my pillow go?!"

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"Can I fuck your Daughter"?, "What"? I said "Can I have a glass of water"

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We are all like dominoes.. I fall for you, and you fall for another.

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I wish my money would have sex in my wallet and multiply.

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Dora: "Say map." Me: *Eating cereal* Map." Boots: "Louder!" Me: *Knocks cereal off the table* FUCKING MAP!"