Kazuma who?
18+ Yakuza writer up to Infinite Wealth
Somewhat rusty
Dual muse account: Kiryu & Majima
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"That many, huh? I used to see a lot of people in those things. Wonder what happened to them."
Komaki's own dojo was as hard to stop as the man himself, but he did miss being able to find a place to practice wherever he was in Kamuro on a given day. Time sure marched on...
“ the best i could take you to that’s close is probably the komaki dojo itself . most of the other ones have kinda left kamurocho . “
natsumi sure hoped so . she’s never had the chance to observe someone as skilled as kiryu
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"It might be easier to just show it. Know any good dojos nearby?"
Was this really happening? Was Natsumi about to see the distilled essence of her grandfather's school in motion?
Was Majima comatose?
Somebody pinch the lady and check if she's dreaming, stat!
“ yeah ? i guess i’ve never really seen it that way , at least not if someone’s significantly taller than me . coming at me from the side , i’d understand .
when someone’s much taller , i usually just duck their attacks rather
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"Ya gotta wing it fer that special girl sometimes! Or guy. Whoever yer chasin'. As long as ya f-"
She knows.
SHE KNOOOOOOOOWS.
"So, y'follow my little game with Kiryu-chan, eh? Ya like watchin' me find new 'n creative ways to get him ta fight me? Last time, I did prank calls!"
⠀⠀❝ Oh well, you're making up for your unpreparedness with manners, at the very least.❞
Her hand placed itself over the hollow of his arm as she allowed him to lead the way.
⠀⠀❝ Bet you're thinking about your Kiryu-chan right now~❞
(Y'know how to hit a guy where it really stings, don'tcha...)
"It's only fair that we go arm-in-arm, ain't it, [Madame]?"
Breaking out the really fancy Western honorifics. Majima's effort at seeming more worldly, bless the man for trying.
(Watch 'n learn, Kiryu-chan!)
꧁✬◦°⋆. ᴀᴍᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴᴀ .⋆°◦✬꧂
⠀⠀❝ Ehhh so uncool...❞
Mana I swear to God almighty...
⠀⠀❝ Oh well, I suppose we could walk.❞
She's already starting to move towards Kanrai. Seriously... Ya got legs, USE 'EM!
꧁✬◦°⋆. ᴀᴍᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴᴀ .⋆°◦✬꧂
She tapped his forehead.
⠀⠀❝ Earth to Maji-maaaaj. I asked you a question!❞
Looks like he got distracted by that veiled comment. Ah the male brain... Smh.
Majima just snickered and sidled up to her, eyebrows wiggling in ways only those stretchy PS3 character models could. His grin was mischief incarnate.
There was no way she didn't know what she just said.
꧁✬◦°⋆. ᴀᴍᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴᴀ .⋆°◦✬꧂
⠀⠀❝ I am picky with what goes inside my mouth.❞
...
Was that an innuendo. Hard to say, with those eyes it was difficult to discern whether it was literal or allusive.
"Gotta get the special cuts fer a special kinda lady, don'tcha?" Majima grinned.
His thoughts, however, were a different story.
(5300¥ already?! Fuckin' hell, y'know yer stuff, Mana-chan... 'S it possible fer a woman to know TOO much 'bout food? Yer cleanin' me out here!!)
꧁✬◦°⋆. ᴀᴍᴏɴ ᴍᴀɴᴀ .⋆°◦✬꧂
⠀⠀❝ I know, sweetie~❞
She winked mischievously before starting to think.
⠀⠀❝ I always go for the Grade A Kalbi (2800¥) and grade A Harami (2500¥).❞
The most expensive cuts in the menu...
@y4kuzahuntress "Heheh... I still remember that, at least."
One day, he might have to enlist Kaoru for a little performance to entertain the kids. They might've been a little old for it by now, but he knew they'd go for it. It was too funny not to!
@TotallyNotKiryu I also remember you stomping a grounded enemy and crushed another one with a Fireman's Carry Neckbreaker.
But one thing that I will still remember about us is...
Us high kicking enemies right in their heads in sync!
"And something called a 'burning hammer'. Maybe I should watch some of his old tapes so I can learn what all these things are called."
Kiryu unlocked Essence of Raucous Wrestling lvl. 1!
@TotallyNotKiryu Oh really?
I remember you breaking your opponents' backs with vertical and German suplexes on either metal barricades or lamp posts near Theater Square, so damn brutal but effective.
Did I ever tell you that I'm a puroresu fan because I saw Kazuma doing pro wrestling moves on street gangsters?
Here's one my favorite Japanese matches even it almost ended a career brutally.
Katsuyori Shibata VS Kazuchika Okada, IWGP World Heavyweight Title, Sakura Genesis 2017
Spotted. Damn...
"Majima-no-nii-san... You're not terrorizing Kaoru-san, are you?"
The minute he heard "YakuZombie", Kiryu had all manner of bad flashbacks. If he never got rained on by cranberry juice again, it would be too soon.
"Sorry if he's a little loud..."
"Gotta be done, Kaoru-chan! 'Specially when it's the big finale to the YakuZombie series!"
He pulled that title outta his partially-tattooed ass and still got greenlit. What has Japanese cinema come to? Has everybody lost their goddamn mi-
"Oh KIRYU-chaaaan!"