Timmi

Librarian, public health enthusiast, lover of all things cake related...

[Timmi @TotallyTimmi]

Today's PSA: Please stop letting your 4th and 5th gr boys use Axe. Do you really want them to start that path? The path that leads to a smell so strong no one in a 5 mile radius can breathe?
Anyway, if this is you as a parent, I may have told my son DBs wear that. Oops!

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@steven_pierro @wiztyb @chicapisani @CDCgov @CDCMMWR If 8 out of 10 dead people are older, then 2 out of those 10 dead people (or 20%) are not older. Those 20% are not alive, they are very much dead.

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@kdawelch @SIRENASATURN This is crazy. I'm about as white as you can get and I bathed my babies in the sink. I thought it was normal.

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My (almost) 6 year old incited me to his birthday party at the trampoline park. Thanks for thinking of the woman who's paying for it my dude! #kids

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Husband at Thanksgiving: would anyone like an adult beverage?
5: I'll take a diet coke
#kidssay

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Today's PSA: Vapers are the Nickelback of substance users/abusers. Carry on.

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It's just what we do.

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Medical/Health Sciences Librarians work to keep current in health and medicine topics. We also ensure that we are familiar with the curriculum in your programs so that we can efficiently help you to learn how to find the information you need! #NationalMedicalLibrariansMonth

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5yo: who's God's brother?
Me: I don't think God has a brother.
5yo: I think it's Godzilla, he lives in heaven and comes to earth to be in movies. #KidsSay

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@dog_rates

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5 y.o.: I want a power rangers sword. Let’s ask the package man to bring one.
Me: I need to order it and pay for it.
5: You have to pay for the packages? He’s not like Santa? Are you sure?
#kidssay #parenting #LifeLessons

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4yo just answered my question with "For real, yo" #kidssay #parentingwin #justaboy

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4yo: You're not really a grown up cause u have a mommy & daddy. Everyone has a mommy & daddy. So we're all kids & can do whatever we want.

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Today's PSA: If you did not take the picture yourself, it is not a #selfie.

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Me: You can't ... it's bedtime
R: Fine then I'm gonna...
Me: You need to listen
R: Too late, I already took off my pants
#justaboy #kidssay

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"Don't poke your grandma with the trident!" - file under - Things I thought I'd never say. #kids #thingsparentssay #parenting #justaboy

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Poor Cole, the underdog is out, at least he gets a cookie! #spellingbee

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Busting out the championship word list! Woop woop! #spellingbee

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Gokul "sniffed it out." This is the best commentary ever! #spellingbee

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Omg! The #spellingbee finals are tonight! Rooting for my girl Siyona! She's only 11, what?! #speller39

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@KR_Barker Our big brains are too full to come up with questions! #mlattt #mlanet15