Actual Jose Mourinho

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@sf9801705496 #3 seed in that tournament

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Checking on Norway results and realizing Ju Wenjun has not impressed outside the match in 2 years now makes the recent Candidates results even more upsetting🤦

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@OnTheQueenside Anna Drawychuk👍

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Magnus starts clowning only when I am not looking 😒

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@sf9801705496 only if you count blitz 💀

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@sf9801705496 In 14 Candidates Games: She lost to Goryachkina once, Anna Muzychuk once, Assaubayeva twice
In 7 Norway games: She lost to Divya once and Assaubayeva once so far
In Prague: she played one game against Divya and won

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@sf9801705496 I personally don't think there is a clear #1 at this point

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@EndgameaiChess Thank you, Hikaru🙏

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@OnTheQueenside 1. Wagner
2. Kiolbasa
3. Narva
4. Ushenina
5. Osmak

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The top 10 players in Europe over time:

'18: 🇺🇦🇨🇭🇱🇹🇺🇦🇬🇪🇬🇪🇧🇬🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇪
'19: 🇺🇦🇨🇭🇺🇦🇱🇹🇬🇪🇵🇱🇫🇷🇬🇪🇪🇸🇩🇪
'20: 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪 🇵🇱🇪🇸🇬🇪🇩🇪🇨🇭🇸🇪🇧🇬
'21: 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇸🇵🇱🇬🇪🇨🇭🇬🇪🇧🇬🇬🇪
'22: 🇺🇦🇬🇪🇺🇦🇨🇭🇵🇱🇩🇪🇪🇸🇬🇪🇬🇪🇫🇷
'23: 🇨🇭🇺🇦🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇸🇩🇪🇬🇪🇵🇱🇬🇪🇬🇪
'24: 🇺🇦🇬🇪🇺🇦🇨🇭🇪🇸🇵🇱🇺🇦🇬🇪🇩🇪🇬🇪
'25: 🇺🇦🇬🇪🇺🇦🇨🇭🇷🇸🇺🇦🇵🇱🇬🇪🇪🇸🇫🇷
'26: 🇺🇦🇨🇭🇬🇪🇬🇪🇵🇱🇺🇦🇬🇷🇺🇦🇦🇿🇬🇪

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@OnTheQueenside @FabrizioRomano Yes😆😆

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@HavaldarAnkith It is such an especially funny framing when he's lost a classical game in his last 4 classical tournaments now:
- Norway 2024 (Pragg)
- Olympiad 2024 (Fedoseev)
- Norway 2025 (Gukesh)
- This (Jordan)
4 losses in the last 32 games (not counting the leagues).

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"Jorden van Foreest is the 1st player to beat Magnus Carlsen in classical chess since Gukesh did it in the famous table slam game in Norway Chess 2025". Also his first tournament since Norway 2025.

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@OnTheQueenside 😭😭Pleeeease Zhuuu I need thiiis 😭😭

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Me looking for a single chess event she is part of this year

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What did I even do?😭😭😭

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Mood

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@NetflixTheQG This tweet is correct, Humpy challenged for the title by virtue of getting 2nd in WGP at the time, the Women Candidates didn't exist at the time

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1st Indian Women's World Championship Challenger because Humpy was playing tennis in this photo