Cristiano

Questions and concerns should be directed to @totally_em

[Cristiano @TotalyChristian]

The very worst (or best) of my favorite rat dog

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@DougAndGator971 Either Gabe Jacas or Zion Young as both have size, experience and production

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

150 years of Bud and baseball means vintage @MLB cans. Available now.

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Georgia must’ve sent their entire NIL fund to these refs

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@Bengals have you guys considered drafting a 5th scout, one who might not push for project defensive players in the first round?

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@packers ayo, you drafted Watson, Reed, Kraft and now Golden, all on IR or IR adjacent. Maybe going forward you can try drafting a pass catcher who won’t be hurt by a light breeze or minor personal inconvenience

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

Amon Ra St Brown with probably the CLEAREST hot mic of the season😭

That fine might break 6 figures bro

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Why does my daughter vibe to Justin Bieber and Limp Bizkit more than anything else

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Go Lions BTA

[Cristiano @TotalyChristian]

MVP - Lamar
OPOTY - Barkley
DPOTY - Myles Garrett
OROTY - Jayden Daniels (I understand if Nix wins)
DROTY - Jared Verse
COTY - Dan Quinn but I want Dan Campbell to win
CPOTY - Burrow

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Having a daughter with Emily has been pretty fucking cool, I’ve literally never been so happy in my life

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

Got his ass on national television

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@BobbyDeeg29

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One day my daughter will find my Twitter account and boy am I not looking forward to that conversation

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Aaron Rodgers selling Mike Williams’ soul to the ayahuasca gods for Davante Adams

[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

September 22, 2007: “I’m a man! I’m 40!”

[Prep Baseball Ohio Scouting Coverage @PrepBaseOHScout]

@hawksgold 2026 LHP Evan Jacob
@hawksgold

Smokes a ball into left field for an RBI single to get the inning start for the Hawks in the third

#pbrccc #pbr46

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@jamesPsully43 I look forward to this tweet every year

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Freaky Friday with @GuyFieri

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@patsullivan71 @Iran He’s right you know

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Original assessment was wrong, Maxx Crosby should’ve won DPOY, 90 tackles as a true DE is insane and is heavily undervalued by whoever votes for this stuff

[Cristiano @TotalyChristian]

MVP - Lamar
OPOTY - McCaffrey
DPOTY - TJ Watt
OROTY - CJ Stroud
DROTY - Kobie Turner or Brian Branch
COTY - DeMeco Ryans
CPOTY - Matt Stafford (this award should be given to players who comeback from injury and contribute, not players who comeback from the bench)