🏳️‍⚧️ 🪱 on the brain - They/Them

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[🏳️‍⚧️ 🪱 on the brain - They/Them @Totasaurus]

Friendly reminder to follow me over on B-Sky tbh cause im so tired on being abused by this stupid blue bird of a website LMAO.

https://t.co/abLdDtPZci

[Poe Productions @P0Eproductions]

Lots of eyes on the F-14 Strafe who was a super fun commission. While Strafe is not for sale, we've got a few available costumes (including a hercules beetle) if any of these suit your fancy! 👀👇

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity.

[☀️Sunny ☀️ @Sunny_days_Art]

Still open 🥹

[Thing Bad @Merman_Melville]

Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

[Silversky 🩶 @TheSilversky_]

KaijuKrafts: "There's no receipts"
*several people have the receipts*

[Nicholas Kole @FromHappyRock]

welcome back little guy, I missed you a LOT 🥹

[🏳️‍⚧️ 🪱 on the brain - They/Them @Totasaurus]

@grayscale56 I reckon she called because she could see he had a condition and wanted a quick out instead of being a decent person and taking him to the vet. What a piece of trash honestly to KNOW who owns him, not call you to collect him or let you know he’s safe, and then do that.

[🌒 Taru 🌘 👉 Awoostria @TaruFursuits]

Introducing Prince Opal 💜💜
They will be up for adoption at #furizon

[Howard roland @sinjins49691304]

allosaur

[mari ☁️ @sunifinch]

I’m open for a few icon slots (ready for July-August)!

🔗 ⬇️

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: inside Japanese police station.
not arrested. hopefully.

I came to report lost wallet.

officer very polite.

Officer: Where did you last see it?

Me: Probably train station.

Officer nods, types for two seconds.

Officer: Found.

Me: …what.

Officer: Yes.

Me: That fast?

Officer: Japan.

another officer walks over holding my wallet carefully like sacred relic, everything still inside, cash untouched.

Me genuinely emotional.

Me: This country is unbelievable.

Officer smiles proudly, then pauses.

Officer: There was one issue.

Me: …what issue.

Officer opens wallet slowly, pulls out embarrassing anime sticker I forgot existed.

silence.

both officers staring at me respectfully but differently now.

Officer: You like magical girls?

Me: …we all have struggles.

older officer suddenly leans forward.

Old Officer: Season two was disappointing.

Me: WHAT.

Old Officer: They ruined power scaling.

younger officer immediately joins debate.

Officer: No no movie fixed it.

suddenly entire police station arguing anime lore passionately.

one detective emerges from back room holding instant noodles.

Detective: Original manga better.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR A WALLET.

[Christopher Stoll @TopherStoll]

Hybrid creature practice 2: Electric Boogaloo

[Babs 🏳️‍⚧️🔞- kafhimeglaea preacher @Stephanie2k_]

thats like homophobia deluxe+ there's like 2 colors in one eye. that is so beautiful actually

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: entering Japanese cat café.

employee stops me immediately.

Employee: One rule.

Me: Okay.

Employee: Orange cat bites people from France.

Me: I’m not French.

Employee: Good.

I sit down, cats everywhere, peaceful, adorable, therapeutic.

then gigantic orange cat jumps onto table, built like retired wrestler.

Cat staring at me aggressively.

Employee watching nervously from distance.

Me: I thought he only hated French people.

Employee: He improvises.

cat slowly pushes my drink off table while maintaining eye contact.

Me: THIS IS TARGETED.

small child nearby points at cat.

Child: That one evil.

Employee: No no, He just passionate.

cat suddenly climbs onto my lap, starts purring violently.

Me: …wait he likes me?

Employee shocked.

Employee: Impossible.

another worker comes over, then another, entire staff now observing me like chosen prophet.

Manager arrives.

Manager: He has never trusted customer before.

Me: What does that mean.

Manager bows slightly.

Manager: You must take him.

Me: TAKE HIM WHERE.

orange cat already asleep on me.

Employee quietly bringing adoption papers.

Me: I CAME HERE FOR COFFEE.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

CCTV caught these snow leopards being absolute cuddle bugs

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[Der heilige Ofenkäse @d_h_ofenkaese]

Ich habe selten sowas geiles gesehen.
Der Dude hat nur 16 Aufrufe auf diesem Meisterwerk... lasst mal ein wenig Liebe da :)