Marching to the Mom beat!

Mom of 3 amazing mini humans. Wife of 1 patient husband! An entrepreneur by day, blogger by night and a Mom 24/7!

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7: Hello
Client: Can I speak to ...
7: Who are you?
Client: I’m...who are you?
7: I’m my mom’s intelligent not so little boy.
Client:
7: Are you your mom’s not so little boy too?

7: MOM, another mom’s not so little boy on the phone for you!

#momlife #WorkFromHome #WAHM

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@VodafoneUK @VodafoneGroup your cancellations is an absolute joke. Umpteen calls, live chats, endless hours waiting for a call back, incorrect information from your team and what should have been a straightforward cancellation is something you now intend to charge me extra for.

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@VodafoneUK trying to get through to your Customer Services is a nightmare. On hold yesterday for more than 2 hours. It’s been four hours today and I’m still waiting for a call back.

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@5KidsandaBunny Congratulations!

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@functionalrandi Sending lots of good vibes your way!

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“Let me help you” - the four most passive aggressive words in the 4yo’s dictionary!

#parenting #momlife

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@WifeSAHMLife @onecaringmom @TheMamaMinder @TheMamaLifeBlog @raisingroyals @casual_my @f_hutchie @juliecookies Thanks a lot for the tag, I’ve been really lazy with my blog and this will help me get it up and running again! I’ll read your post this evening.

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@functionalrandi Congratulations!!!

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7: I’m BORED!
Me: Use your imagination.
7: I’m having a tough time remembering my imagination!

Me: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

#parenting #summerholiday

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@WifeSAHMLife @TheMamaLifeBlog Thank you so much for such a sweet comment! Sending lots of love your way!

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@WifeSAHMLife They are adorable! God bless all of you!

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Knocks on the bathroom door:
7: Mom, she’s on your computer.

Pause. Knocks.

7: Mom, she’s reading your emails.

Pause. Knocks.

7: Mom, she’s reading something ‘Important’.

7: Mom, you really need to hurry my ninja skills are running out!!

#momlife #boymom

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@MichelleObama I’ve absolutely loved reading your book! Your story is truly an inspiration. Your voice shall forever inspire girls and women everywhere to truly ‘Become’ what their hearts aspire to be!

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@YuleTimes Happy Birthday!

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Working through a client’s contract* and having asked the kids to stay quiet for some time:

7, loud enough for the neighbours to hear: Mummy have you finished with your contractions*?

Me: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

#WAHM #MomLife #workingmomlife

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@ndeyangu Happy Anniversary!

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@SpringByrum Congratulations! Here’s to many many more years of happiness and togetherness for both of you!

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@ICantEven01 @SnarkyMommy78 @keepitrealmom @SpringByrum @momsense_ensues @dad_on_my_feet @stayathomies @GGraphicsinc @daddydoubts @HomeWithPeanut Congratulations!!

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7, on his millionth question.
Me: You’re getting late for school.

7, starts talking again.

Me: You’re getting really late.

7: I’m just making a list out aloud of the ones I can ask you after school!!

#momlife #boymom

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@ICantEven01 You look gorgeous!

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@PedersenAhmed Congratulations!! He is gorgeous!