RDSTOSH

𝙸𝚝𝚜 𝙰 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

165 goals
97 assists
marcus rashford career stats before he turns 28 on friday 🤧https://t.co/lRt4tSrt7H

[Viral vortex @Viral_vortex1]

@jasonscheer Fans at a hockey game cheered every time this 4-year-old boy was shown on the big screen and booed when it was someone else 😅

[E @utd_Eman]

His goal catalogue that year was genuinely insane bro
https://t.co/iv5IyMy7Qd

[E @utd_Eman]

This guy genuinely cannot be our starting GK this season
https://t.co/ssvrQJ13qV

[RDSTOSH @TotseJ]

Prison time

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Andre Onana’s got blood on his hands for singlehandedly ruining this football institution https://t.co/dTIMMSC9wy

[RDSTOSH @TotseJ]

This guy deserves prison time

[RDSTOSH @TotseJ]

Close your lips sir

[Reem Bakker @ReemBakker]

@UtdFaithfuls The biggest problem for ManU is Bruno Fernandes and it has been so for the last 3-4 years. He is an average midfielder with a big mouth.

[𝔭𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔥𝔲𝔩𝔬! @UtdChulo]

Nahh this was actually INSANE from Bruno😭😭😭

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Evra

“People lost their minds over Pogba costing £89.3m. Everytime, all we heard was ‘not worth it’ for a midfielder who could dribble, pass, score, create.. basically do it all. Now Caicedo, a 6 goes for £115m and silence. I need an explanation"

[RDSTOSH @TotseJ]

Serious things

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

For the last time,

We weren’t at the MLS at 37❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

For the last time,

We weren’t at the MLS at 37❤️

[RDSTOSH @TotseJ]

Please

[Manchester United Forever @UtdForever7]

🚨Victor Osimhen is the ONLY signing that would shake the entire Premier League to its core — and if Sir Jim Ratcliffe is serious about rebuilding Manchester United, he needs to make it happen.

We’ve had decent signings, some smart moves, even a few promising talents. But this? This would be a power move — a warning shot to every rival in the league.

Osimhen turned down Saudi money because he still believes he can play in Europe. He’s not looking for a paycheck — he’s looking for a challenge. And what better challenge than dragging Manchester United back to the top?

37 goals in just 41 appearance last season, Champions League pedigree, relentless energy, and a hunger that fits right into what Amorim is building. Pair him with Cunha and Mbeumo? That's not a front line — that’s a declaration.

You want fear back at Old Trafford? Sign Osimhen. Let’s stop talking about intent and start showing it. 💪❤️ @INEOS @ManUtd #MUFC

[RDSTOSH @TotseJ]

@utdforever7 @FabrizioRomano @ManUtd @juventusfc @sscnapoli Biggest scrub oat

[Jaden @jaden]

#Insano

[conrad @bladeeluvr]

i don’t know what just happened

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Manchester United play football today

[W @_common_W_]

This video of Jose Mourinho summing up the difference between Ronaldo & Messi is absolute class.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

We weren’t in the MLS at 36