T-Dan, the Bud can

Hey ya'll, my names Toucan Dan but you can all call me T-Dan. I'm a truck driving Budweiser can, and thats my life. All I need is my Semi and my Budweiser

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I dont like this twitter thing, its exhausting....everyone enjoy, T-Dan out

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thank god for memes....what would i do...im never that clever

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Truckers life is the life for me....drinkin my beer and sitting on trees, im a little drunk but dont judge me...im a beer can, yup thats me

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did yall know that i regulate my bdy tempature by controling hte blood flow to my beak...well now you dooo

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@HoovesNotHands i love this game...i love beer

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thats was my first hash tag...#excited

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i do not understand this twitter thing....i havent made a single friend, and yet i keep tweeting #lonely

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ill listen to a little grateful dead, as long as its "truck driving man"...a song about me

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what a long weekend, i barely remember a thing...bud

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Had a chat with my brother Toucan Sam last night...still hate him, but damn his cereal is good

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Yeaaaaaa.....lvoe beeeein a cannn

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Ran into some old friends today, the three budweiser frogs. Sadly we couldn't catch up, but they are still on my windshield.

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So, got pulled over and was asked to step out of the truck. I guess my beer aroma was the issue. Daily occurance for a can of beer.

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Keep on Truckin

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On the road again...life of a trucker, can't beat it

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Ran out of beer after can number three. Time for a nice little nap in my cab...T-Dan out

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No takers, alright alright....T-Dan's flying solo

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who's up for a road trip...I got the truck, you bring the road beers