rosser

I peaked in primary school

[How many days since Mayo last won Sam? @howlongmayo]

0 days

[Moody Bastard @Boss__Tha]

Despite Alexander Isak scoring for Liverpool tonight, the message remains clear. Newcastle has no intentions of selling Isak and any move to Liverpool will be blocked 🚫

[jame @kloogans]

i have an area in my backyard i call "the big stew" it's a pit i dug where i dump old batteries, gas, household chemicals, and dr pepper. i stir it once a month

[Simon Lewis 👨🏻‍🎓🎙📌✍🏽 @simonmlewis]

Instead of spending €9 million on phone pouches, it could be spent on any of the following:
- 273 SNAs
- 180 teachers
- 167 speech and language therapists
- 160 occupational therapists
- 112 educational psychologists
- 26 Dáil bike shed

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

This is still the funnest tweet I’ve ever seen on this platform

[Broccoli! Deadly! @RobertFrogert]

That Houdini song by Eminem. I’m actually flabbergasted as to how you make a song that bad, release it and somehow have it end up on the radio

[Darren Conway @darren_conway]

Heard you like to go into town and wave at Americans through a portal

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

😂 😂

[Mabel @mabel_nft]

@nocontextfooty

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Evan Ferguson is eligible to switch international allegiance to England... 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

... but the player has no interest and will represent Republic of Ireland. 🇮🇪

(Source: @McGrathMike)

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

How it started How it ended

[Kate @yungkatelynne]

it’s not much but it’s honest work

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Me realising I’m fluent in Belgian

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

Brother, never pick up a pen again