Kelky

📐 acute one

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

Retweet if your love language is airplane tickets.

[Kelky @TouchdByAnAngle]

Wanted to post this earlier but my WiFi codes didn’t work :( @SouthwestAir

[Kelky @TouchdByAnAngle]

@SouthwestAir wanted to tweet this on my flight today but my WiFi codes didn’t work 🌥

[Kelky @TouchdByAnAngle]

@Brian32733562 Venmo me $60,000

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Wow ❤️❤️❤️

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

@TouchdByAnAngle It's always a good day when we get to welcome you onboard, Kelky! How about you DM us your Rapid Rewards number so we can show you a little love? -Mo

[Kelky @TouchdByAnAngle]

Alaska airlines didn’t even scan my boarding pass. Just took a blurry pic of it on a cracked iPad. This is why I fly @SouthwestAir

[Kelky @TouchdByAnAngle]

“It’s a big world out there….there’s a lot to see” - some old man at brewery. I’m truly inspired

[Kelky @TouchdByAnAngle]

We make guides/instructions to help them do it on their own 😭 please I need to do this

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Is there a job where I help elderly people with easy IT issues like https://t.co/S4baAHVQuA ???

[Kelky @TouchdByAnAngle]

Is there a job where I help elderly people with easy IT issues like https://t.co/S4baAHVQuA ???

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@hannaemilyy Wow do we have the same ex

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Stopped writing a to-do list and started writing a who-to-see list. Life is too short

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Moved in with @uglybutok and @RawOreos and I have TRIPLE the amount of cat pictures in my phone now

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Borders are just large scale jail cells

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@HP thanks 🚽

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A good dump can be life changing. This applies to the bathroom and also shitty relationships

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Still unsure how to work the wiper blades on my car 10 months into owning it #arizona

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It’s a law that you have to slow blink at a cat if they slow blink at you ok

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There is something about kissing a cat on their forehead that brings me so much peace

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All of our experiences, good or bad, make us who we are. The key is how you react to those experiences

[Kelky @TouchdByAnAngle]

If things fall, or my cats knock something off the table -as cats do- I call out “gravity!” We homeschooling over here. And my cats will be top of their class. Holly is in 7th grade and Reese is in 2nd.