DEADPOOL

I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, come on in."

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

@chasfastinger "Well that's a fantastic thing to hear."

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

@chasfastinger "I'm doin' pretty good. How about yourself?"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

@chasfastinger "Why hello there"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"Ironpool"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"HELLO!"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

@NotOralFixation "I know but it's all good."

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

@NotOralFixation "my chimichanga"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"Bigger is better, right?"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

@ChristinaMPagan

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"Mornin'"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"This 'Damn Daniel' got stuck in my head. Fucking hell!"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"Deadpool is back!"

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"Fucking tired. Goin' to bed, Deadpool out."

[DEADPOOL @TouchinMyself]

"I'm back fuckers!"