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“Small don’t ball” 🥀

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Control. Turn. Finish.
Perfect in 3 touches.

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Since it’s World Cup season…
What’s that ONE goal you’ll always rate 10/10? 👀

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He meant it. I don’t care what anyone says 😭

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Since it’s World Cup season…
What’s that ONE goal you’ll always rate 10/10? 👀

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🚨 Top 5 World Cup Songs Ever

5.🇶🇦 “Hayya Hayya (Better Together)” – Trinidad Cardona, Davido & AISHA (2022)

4.🇺🇸 “We Are One (Ole Ola)” – Pitbull, JLo & Claudia Leitte (2014)

3.🇨🇴 “La Copa de la Vida” – Ricky… 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

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Since it’s World Cup season…
What’s that ONE goal you’ll always rate 10/10? 👀

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🚨 Players likely playing their LAST World Cup (2026)

• Luka Modrić 🇭🇷
• Neymar Jr 🇧🇷
• Robert Lewandowski 🇵🇱
• Mohamed Salah 🇪🇬
• Kevin De Bruyne 🇧🇪
• Olivier Giroud 🇫🇷
• Guillermo Ochoa 🇲🇽
• Manuel Neuer 🇩🇪
• Thomas… 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

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🚨 BREAKING: Done deals in the last 24 hours in football

🇳🇱 Denzel Dumfries ➡️ Real Madrid
🇧🇷 Ederson ➡️ Manchester United
🇦🇷 Julián Álvarez to Bar… 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 👀

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Van Persie flying for the Netherlands will forever be my answer. 🇳🇱💫

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Show me the most pleasing goal you’ve ever seen 😌

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@_ArsenalTeam One game to go

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What’s the lore behind the picture…

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🚨 Cole Palmer: 1 Premier League assist this season.

Two games left… what’s gone wrong?

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It’s the second half and Al Nassr are still 1–0 down.
God, not today please… we need this win.

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🚨 Do you know…

Al Nassr and Cristiano Ronaldo have just two matches left this season, and both could deliver two trophies 🏆

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🚨 Managerial moves that are looking increasingly likely as of today:

Xabi Alonso 🤝 Chelsea

José Mourinho 🤝 Real Madrid

Marco Silva 🤝 Benfica

Andoni Iraola 🤝 Chelsea

The managerial carousel this summer could be absolute chaos… 🍿

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@unkle_renzoo @grok Active

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Rashford Laliga trophy before Mbappe

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🚨 Teams that have already won their league titles before the final game of the season (25/26)
• FC Bayern Munich — Bundesliga
• Inter Milan — Serie A
• FC Porto — Primeira Liga
• FC Barcelona — La Liga

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📅 On this day in
2013 — Sir Alex Ferguson retired from Manchester United.
Since then, they’ve spent years trying to replace the irreplaceable.

Greatest manager ever… or just untouchable?

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What’s the lore behind this picture…

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🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho on the ongoing issues at Real Madrid:

“I’m ready to return to Real Madrid, not for anything but to restore order and put everything and everyone where they belong. And of course, there’s always a choice, listen to me or listen to music on the bench.”

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It just hit me… football nowadays is full of talkers, but where are the ones that actually do?