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TourGuideTed - a suave, debonair travel writer in a small, furry package. Furrier than the average tour guide! Store:

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@FredTedOlga 👋🏽👋🏽

[Millie🐾🌈 @MillieOTLFP]

Hudson needs a home🏡he's been in #Essex rescue for a while now😔he deserves a forever home🏠
Can we help find one? Paws crossed for a happy ever after
Have you got room in your heart&home for him? #forgottensoulshour @gsrescueelite https://t.co/FhDdOIe2DT #k9hour #rehomehour

[Greenacres Rescue @team_greenacres]

🔁Please share Delphine during #k9hour & #rehomehour 🔁

🏡👇All her rehoming info is in the post below👇🏡

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@GeckoComms

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Left: President Trump insults Norway calling it a sh*thouse country

Right: Visit Norway, the tourism board, trolls President Trump, displaying some of their best toilets on their Instagram 😅

My view:

Trump chose to insult Norway. Visit Norway answered with humour, confidence and a showcase of its most beautiful loos.

That’s how you turn an insult into an invitation. Congratulations to Norway for responding with such grace - and giving us another reason to visit.

I've never been to Norway, but this is just another reason to visit 😁

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@InMasonsdreams Oh no!

[help cats @helpcatsmsallam]

🚨 THE THEATER OF BLOOD & ELECTIONS: In Gaza, even a temporary breath of relief is calculated to test our limits. Yesterday, the border briefly opened to let 40 food trucks pass, slightly dropping the astronomical 10x hyperinflation down to 4x normal cost. But the illusion of safety ends tomorrow. On Tuesday, all borders will completely shut again until further notice, treated once more as mere leverage for the upcoming Israeli elections. Our blood and basic wheat remain cheap political propaganda. 📉💔

The arithmetic of survival is brutal: what used to cost $50 now requires an exhausting $200 just to purchase the exact same basic food. While I received a few small donations—for which I am immensely grateful—the financial standstill via PayPal is keeping us at the edge of a real catastrophe. Militarily, the dark never rests; yesterday, a devastating strike targeted a university courtyard, leaving dozens injured and martyred, while quadcopter drones have literally become a permanent nightmare, hovering and firing over our roof every single night.

Together with my wife, my son Ayman, and my daughter Julia, we are rationing every ounce. Our 13 bags of flour (25kg each) remain our absolute shield, and I am still managing our 17 innocent cats' food under a strict First-In, First-Out (FIFO) system, buying from what is available to protect our main strategic reserve. But under a 4x inflated market, our shields are draining fast. We urgently need a serious, definitive stand from you today. Your direct support via PayPal (https://t.co/yfTFqJhED8) is our final anchor to replace consumed food, cover urgent vet care, and keep hearts beating. Retweet, share, or stand with us. 🙏⏳

#Gaza #NorthGaza #Siege #Survival #GazaCats #StopTheWar

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@FredTedOlga Enjoy, Fred

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@GossetBCN 🤣 you could be right

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Visitor this morning... Think he wants to come in?

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@InMasonsdreams Oh my

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@Wool_F_Gang Probably, clocks and all

[Scarfie1 🐎🐾🐾🐕✈️ @Scarfie1]

Any knitters got a raglan sleeve chunky sweater knitting pattern please? Got this wool but hard to find a pattern! Preferably flat knit. Or point me to a good website tried Love Crafts and WY Spinners. #knitting

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@belbaer Happy belated birthday Gregory

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@CandyLiggett but love him or hate him I thought it was a great idea to bring him back for that

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Is anyone else watching Scooby Doo? #AnipalMovieClub

It is very much as awful as I suspected... 😃
But nice to see the gang together

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@CandyLiggett I LOVE the ending I HATE SCRAPPY!!!! #AnipalMovieClub - he totally ruined the show for me

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@CandyLiggett I'm all done now - it's dumb but I like that the baddy is who it is... #AnipalMovieClub

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@CandyLiggett I think the animated ones are much better to be fair

#AnipalMovieClub

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@Angus_The_Bold Oh my - the baddie is.... *********** (obvs, I can't spoil it!) #AnipalMovieClub

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@Angus_The_Bold ah, dont worry Angus - it is silly, but fun #AnipalMovieClub

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@claws2025 yes that's it - with Sarah Michelle Gellar #AnipalMovieClub