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Just ask Bob Jones...

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Over/Under on Augusta members wearing a white belt under Green Jacket?

ZERO. And I'll take the under.

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Final day of a golf trip:

“It’s been fun boys. It’s time to leave the ones we love and head home”

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Watching the DNC is like playing virtual golf. It’s not real and you always do worse in real life.

#tma

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Using an oversized putter grip to roll the rock …. is like using a Spork to eat a wagyu steak.
#onewrap #mediumrare
#TMA

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Tending the flag on a 7 footer.

#tma

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Calling the chipping green the “short range”

#TMA

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8:30 tee time:

Caddie: morning TMA

Me holding a @MillerLite: morning

Caddie: damn getting started early!

Me: yea I had to get the toothpaste taste out of my mouth.

#tma

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Saw a chalk line at Crump Coleman and LA. Young guns are not adjusting well to #tma. Have to say it’s disappointing. Time to schedule a boot camp.

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Deciding which jet to buy based on how many sets of clubs fit in the luggage compartment. #TMA

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@dustin_kersey They don’t have to show up! #tma

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What’s that? Didn’t hear you over the crack of this Miller Lite.

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Masters and Cashmere go together like medium rare and cab. Force cashmere Mon-Thurs. No force necessary on the weekend. Young guns won’t know what hit em. #tma

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Taking one extra club on the first hole Sunday morning because the Advil hasn’t kicked in. #tma #bird

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Props are for boats, not planes.

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Finding a flat #sprinklerhead to avoid spillage in the midst of a round. #tma @MillerLite

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BYOStyro

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Nothing better than an evening #shortcourse session at PV. #famousgrouse.

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A little post round dinner and wine in the #taproom at @PebbleBeachCali #tma @s_hagestad

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"Unbelievably poor second" #TMA

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Picking up a 3 footer in a tournament round. #TMA

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Just broke my favorite scotch glass. Didn't drop it. Hit my putt too hard watching these liberals get interviewed on @FoxNews. #TaxReform