Montrose Woods

Just some guy

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@andyburnham you would win the election if the Independent football regulator considered limiting home tickets to a multiple of the local average wage

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@Blitz_Burgh Antonio Brown is an all-timer. DK aint. I like him, but he aint

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@JJWatt Is this Celsius?

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Dear Lauren, I'm a big fan. We're led to believe by your team mates that you were that hardest player they ever played with. Out of all your opponents who would you consider to be the hardest player?
P.s. 1 to 10, how much did you enjoy kicking Ronaldo?
#mhmarsenallegends

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@minakimes Ironically, the Steelers offence before Wilson started

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@JohnRentoul Didn't Jesus get crucified at 30 odd years old by an occupying force?

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@IanDunt Dystoryan

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

“I don’t suppose you have a copy of ‘Leadership’ by Rishi Sunak? Yes, that’s right, the one without a spine”.

[Ryan Cullen @RyanCullen90]

Luke SHITTLER more like

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@GNev2 Yeah I think the rest of the footballing world looked on in dismay at all those decisions that went against United when Fergie was there. 👀

Playing to the 100th minute whenever United were down seemed a just resolution at the time.

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@footballtweet #quickmaths

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@LeeHurstComic Wouldn’t that just leave a country without teachers? Cos I couldn’t see anyone seeing the extra job and food bank and thinking, ‘this is the life for me.’

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@kaihumphries The Old Man and The Sea by Ernest Hemingway

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Too funny

[Rt Hon Nadine Dorries @NadineDorries]

.@GaryLineker does need to decide though, is he a footie presenter or a candidate for the Labour Party?

We discuss on my show tonight on @TalkTV 8pm !

[Mark Oosterveen @MarkOosterveen]

I mean Alan Sugar, also a freelance BBC contractor, tweeted a photoshop of Jeremy Corbyn in a Nazi car sitting next to Adolf Hitler.

Still presents The Apprentice

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@Coo84_ff @realtimpannell @neillelliot Funeral for a Friend - Elton John

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@marknelsoncomic Inverted Fullback…. Flash fucks

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@Law_Commission @luhc Oh dear

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