Tourettes Cop

Parody account. Police officer with
tour - ANAL! - ettes

[S1S @Sync1Sound]

RT/follow for a chance to win a pair of Beats headphones by Dre. #beatsmusic

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

What did one bush say to the other bush?

Let's make like a Busch and Busch.

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

1 + 1 =-UNCLEJOHNATHAN'SCORNCOBPIPE!-

[GOW Probs @_GOW_Probs]

Not really a battlefield type of person

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Went to the donut store-LASTYEAR!- I mean,-LASTYEAR!-I mean,-LIGHTYEAR!- today and grabbed a-BRICKLOAD!-I mean a dozen donuts.

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

We have a-ANUSLICKER!-that just flew past me! Going at a whopping 80mph!

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Tis a-FLUFFYPENIS!- day to be a cop.

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Singing nah nah everyday, got my-SQUIRTINGBUTT!-stuck on replay.

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Walk up in the club like what up I got a big-VAGINA!-cock.

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Don't drop that-HAIRYSTOMACH!-thun thun-MOISTBREAD!-thun.

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Just got off-YOURMOM!-work.

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Don't beat around the-PUBICHAIR!-bush!

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Can I see your license and-TITTYSPRINKLES!?

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

TWERK TWERK TWERK

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

🎵Bad boys bad boys, a whatcha gunna-ASSGRAB!- whatcha gunna-TWERK!-when they come for you?🎵

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

When someone screenshots a-PENIS!-snapchat. >>>>

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

Put your hands on the-PENIS! The-PENIS! PENIS! The hood!

[Tourettes Cop @TourettesCop]

You have the right to remain ANAL!