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Tourettes Santa
@TourettesSanta
I'm the one and only JESUSSHITTINGTITS Santa Claus! Follow my BIGMONKEYBALLS on twitter!
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Joined November 2010
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1K Followers
806 Posts
Happy TITWANK Christmas. May 2017 be DONALD TRUMP IS A MASSIVE DILDO full of happiness!
Love SCx
@CliveHasTheHorn TOASTED PISS FLAPS
My mate James Bond works in an abattoir. He has a licence to kill!! He gets all the ladies. Briefly
Happy Christmas to all you good little boys and girls! I'm off for a big SOAPYTITWANK nap now!
My best
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Uh oh running late. Had a few too many eggnogs ABSOLUTELYBOLLOCKFACED last night! Better get my skates on!
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U better watch out. U better not cry. U better not pout I'm telling u why. Santa Claus is HAVINGABIGSHIT coming to town!
HO HO TITS HO
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I'm following Jamie MASSIVEDONG Oliver's turkey tips this year!
https://t.co/NnSOe4x9DE
selfie!! Me, Frosty, Colin the head elf and some delightful SPOILTBRATBASTARD child!
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I want to goto the pub with head elf but Mrs Claus says I have to Christmas shop.She's such MISERABLEBITCH task master. Love her! MINGE
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@_kateness I awake when the new john FUCKINGBULLSHIT Lewis ad comes out!
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#johnlewis #Christmas #fistingbadgers
I know one thing about penguins...they TASTELIKEBASTARDCHICKEN are gorgeous little things!!
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#JohnLewis
I love Halloween especially trick or treaters. I love to give them special MINGE BISCUITS sweet treats! See you soon
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@CastingHouseLtd I'm afraid my santa jokes are a bit PISSPOOR BISCUITS dated! Snow joke!
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#Christmas
Is it Christmas yet? Feels like it, it is a bit BASTARDFREEZING nippy! Happy Bank holiday you lovely TITS people. See you in December
SCx
Happy New COTTONBOLLOCKS Year!
Having emptied my sacks all over the world it's time to WANKLIKEAMONKEY have a lovely cup of tea!
Happy Christmas
SCx
Happy Christmas!! I hope you all get lots of JIZZYTITFLAPS presents!!
Love
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I'm watching Harry Potter with Mrs C. She thinks I'm a DIRTYBEARDYWANKER magic too!
ChritmassyPresenticus! HOHO
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#HarryPotter #Christmas
@ShetlandDave no I made them by OFCOURSEIFACKINGDUD hand!
Here I am again,wrapping 7 billion presents. It's taken me 2 hours to find the end if this BASTARDMONKEYSHIT Sellotape!
HO HO HUM
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