Tove

Musical enthusiast with the social skills of mr. Darcy. Personally victimised by stairs

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

@OvercoatsWooden This is big Rudyard energy!

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Today I got a Netflix account specifically so I could watch @boburnham’s “Inside”. There isn’t much more to say about it.

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Day 21 of isolation. I’m considering cutting my leg hair with my toenail clippers. Just to pass the time.

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

I, for one, welcome the opportunity to be flung into the sun.

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Todays homework: google penises. #seriousdramaeducation

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Things that make my very mild motion sickness spike to a dangerous level part 1: perfume, body spray and other strong scents. If your overuse of body spray makes me vomit, I will aim my vomiting at you.

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Could someone please rip my lungs out of my chest, thanks. #cough #literally

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Why does men suck so bad? #sexism

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

A non complete list of words my co-workers used today: an f-word referring to gay people. The n-word, when telling me about a nickname used for an inanimate object at a previous workplace. I need a nap.

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Tell friend I’m gender fluid. Have friend question whether I’m really gender fluid. Tell friend I don’t feel supported when she questions my gender identity. Have friend go off on me because she’s “never done anything but support” me. Anyway, how’s your week going?

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Fel låt vann #JonasGardellinmyheart @Jonas_Gardell

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

I think I broke my bed... Again... #weakassbed #canthandleallthisglory

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Spent most of my teens being afraid to talk to boys. Turns out I have really good instincts.

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Today I would describe my hair as a happy mess! #wehavegotthatincommon

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

Who decided it should be called a headache instead of brain-pain?
#gotapaininmybrain

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

I feel like a penguin today.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

I consider it the job of the heterosexuals to clean up their fucking mess & the job of the queers to fucking survive by any means necessary

[Myke Cole @MykeCole]

If you think “girls never go for nice guys,” consider the possibility that a.) they do, and b.) you’re not one.

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

@Ma5rie Croissant Killer? 🔪🥐

[Tove @Tovesmyrealname]

@Ma5rie Marie Murder? 🔪