Chey

ONU alum. the only things coursing through my veins are coffee and sarcastic comments. Cubbies ⚾️ Color Stroke Creations 🎨

[KP @kj_paul]

black beatles in the city

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Me looking out the windows to check how much snow we got last night

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

nobody warns you about the number of movies people will simply assume youve seen

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Fernando Mendoza and Curt Cignetti winning the National Championship

[Oktek Dev @oktek_dev]

Me tweeting my audience

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

It ain't easy being the hottest person in this dollar tree but goddamn somebody's gotta do it

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

what i looked like in 2016 is between me and god

[Theana @realiazed]

i highkey don't wanna tell anyone how im feeling anymore. no matter the situation

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you're going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-level self-care.

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

my bf once paid for our entire giant Costco order and I was like since you got that I’ll get us food from their little food court forgetting that everything there costs $3 or less

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

EFFICIENT WORKERS GOT PUNISHED WITH MORE WORK.

[Scott Drew Fan Account @wepayplayers]

“Hey I saw you at the tailgate last weekend and you didn’t say hi”

Me:

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

i love Pinterest. no opinions. no bad vibes. just pretty pictures.

[kjaypaw :3 @kjaypaw]

what do boyfriends want for their birthday if they already have video games and boy food

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i don't get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am

[Eli @rats7]

one of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud ass noise in the middle of the night