Towelie

Sgt at Arms| | Former Gynecologist | Bs fan | Crack stick or get Cracked | BMS class of 2010 |

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

Had a broad in one of my classes ask to the group project on why Sydney Sweeney’s Novig commercial is bad for women’s sports, i’ll splatter my brain on the professors desk before i do that #womenwithautism #14Sept #ithurtswhenipee #weloveboobs

[Miami Vice with a Floater @MiamiVice732]

#LindsayClancy

[Rigby From The Pahk @rigbystheboy]

i forgot how fucking boring class is

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

@rigbystheboy be a real man and piss outside

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

@rigbystheboy hit the 2 foot express buddy

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

Breaking News: Florida Panthers have just hired a special education teacher in order to help the Tkachuk brothers during the season

[NHLMuse @NHL_Muse]

The Panthers got themselves a playoff DEMON in Brady Tkachuk 😈

2026 Playoffs (4 games):
0 goals 🔥🔥🔥🔥
0 assists 🤯🤯🤯🤯
0 points 😱😱😱😱

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

“nothing could make me hate the panthers more…….
never mind”

[AB @AB84]

fuck nudes send me pictures of you smiling with your titties out

[AB @AB84]

How are you a driver and dont care about mileage

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Sidney Crosby in 7.

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

How are thy awarding the canes a penalty shot when it happens after the offsides that they just had to call back, i swear they are making this shit up as they go #NHL #playoffs #Carolina #Ottawa #Tkachukeatsrocks

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

@FlaPanthers

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

If ur not going 20 miles over the speed limit, get the fuck out the left lane

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

I feel like Charlie Sheen after he got out of rehab for the 3rd time

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

@ufc @stylebender @paramountplus

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

Anyone from that 2005 Long Island Gulls team that pissed and shit in the other teams bags, trynna hear how this shit went down

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

this must be rock bottom and if it isn’t i’m worried

[Towelie @Toweliepack]

why does harry potter look like he attends trans rights events and goes by he/her