Kyle Tower 🧢

Husband, Dad, Special Ed Teacher, Coach, Griddleman.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows

[⚡️₿oy Martone @ndBlindDog]

@kylegriffin1 Brought to you by @Chik_Fil_A offering BOGO on all sides during this must watch event! Just use coupon code PRO-LIFE in app.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

“‘Eric, I really wish you would stop papering all these things,’ Guilfoyle responded. ‘It’s really dangerous and not helpful to you or me while you could simply just call me on signal.’

…A U.S. ambassador lecturing her briber on bribing best practices.”

https://t.co/JniDHruxbv

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

Yes, gentle reader, this is in fact genuine.

Yes, we are the dum(b)est country.

[Dan Carlin @dccommonsense]

This man has absolute control over the most powerful arsenal in world history. What the hell?

This is so far beyond “politics” at this point it’s insane.

Where is our legislature? (controlled by the GOP) and where are the Democrats? Our politicians are not meeting the moment.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Sure your children died in an unnecessary war but look at this awesome helipad.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

2025 Elon: “Trump is a pedophile. I will form my own political party. The America Party.”

2026 Elon: “Mr Trump you want to call it SI now yes sir I will change all my branding Mr pedophile sir I love you”

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

Can you imagine being gullible enough to hear, “the principal put my kid on drugs and scheduled surgery,” and think, yes, this sounds plausible?

At some point this stops being propaganda and becomes an intelligence test.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Elite ball not-knower

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Of all the times Caitlin Clark has embarrassed someone, this is probable the worst

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

The spectacular Schmitt Hawks/Hawkeyes humiliation is obviously great content. But also, the point of Jack Smith’s testimony was to remind America that Trump engaged in serious crimes against our country when he lied about, and tried to overturn, the 2020 election.

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

This. It has always been this. A sitting American president did this. And because he did this, he should have been convicted and put behind bars. And the fact that we never held him accountable for these crimes will forever stain this country. And we may never recover from it.👇

[Luke Thomas Gets Political (LTGP) @LTGetsPolitical]

It's not even debatable to say Trump tried to use a fake elector scheme to steal a presidential election. *ANY* person, business or institution who tried to rehabilitate him following Jan 6 and/or help return him to power in 2024 deserves total scorn and ostracism.

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

There is no better example I can think of how Trump isn’t a steward of America or remotely patriotic or even nationalistic. He is simply a partisan of his own ego. This is just gross. He’s trying to suck up to a dictator and adversary by mocking another American president. And, btw, the anonymous functionary running this account will be remembered as a tiny little throne-sniffing weasel.

[elva (forever in rogue one brainrot) @stardusthome]

happy 4 years to the greatest monologue in tv history

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

We aren’t a serious country at the moment

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

@BulwarkOnline did a supercut of all the prior times Trump said he was about to give Americans a $5000 check or whatever.
It is glorious

[Matthew Yglesias @mattyglesias]

We are lucky at this time in history to have a president who is unusually thoughtful and well-informed, uniquely capable of bringing people together across partisan and cultural divides.

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Oh my fucking god..💀🔥

[JL @JLas43_]

All politics aside, that’s the most ballsy first pitch of all-time