Town of Branson Missouri

Lover of all things Branson, Missouri

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

Dawn French is the dumbest person in Branson

[Mayor of Branson, Missouri @MayorOfBranson]

Like I said, Dawn French is a valued member of Branson's mentally disabled community.

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

@PoliticsBranson Why?

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

@PoliticsBranson Branson needs more transparency

[Branson Fresh @BransonFresh]

Gettin' Basted has the #1 BBQ in the world.

Disagree?

You'd better knuckle up, because some things in life are worth fighting for, and Branson's best restaurant is one of them.

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

I think I have 41

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

What do you think, @ItsAllOneThing_?

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

Man confronts aggressive pitbull at the dog park, who do you think was in the wrong in this situation?

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

LOL Dawn French is an idiot

[Mayor of Branson, Missouri @MayorOfBranson]

This isn't true.

There are no jobs to be had in Branson, because Dawn French is personally working all of them just to barely survive.

[Mayor of Branson, Missouri @MayorOfBranson]

Tell me I'm right, @katieappleseed7

[Arterius the Cynic @aclassicalCynic]

@MayorOfBranson @katieappleseed7 Branson is based

[Branson Fresh @BransonFresh]

Big Cedar cocktail made by one of Johnny Morris’ imported third-world employees. This nostalgic drink is called The Rivers Back Home.

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

Bre Michelle is right

[Mayor of Branson, Missouri @MayorOfBranson]

Locals always complain about local jobs going to foreigners.

If they don't like Branson importing third-world labor, then maybe they should just move.

This town is proud of our cheap, squalid labor, and I wish all local jobs went to non-locals.

[Mayor of Branson, Missouri @MayorOfBranson]

One out of every five people in Branson, Missouri lives below the poverty line.

We need to get that number up to at least 80% by importing more third-world labor in our quest to continue to drive down wages and erode local employment.

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

Is the murdered body that of Chad, the Pointe Royale employee that was cooking meth on property?

[Mayor of Branson, Missouri @MayorOfBranson]

A source who works at Pointe Royale says the body that was discovered on property is a suspected murder.

There was a blanket that was laid over the corpse to cover it after death, and management is trying to keep this fact under wraps.

[Mayor of Branson, Missouri @MayorOfBranson]

Inflation is making everyone poorer, and as The Mayor of Branson, my response is GOOD.

I’m glad this town only has one industry, tourism, which relies on people having discretionary income to spend, because that means residents are poor and dependent on ME to save them.

[Mayor of Branson, Missouri @MayorOfBranson]

Every single job that goes to an imported third-world worker is a job not going to someone living right here where that employment opportunity existed.

As the mayor of Branson, I think that's terrific, because this town is stronger economically when fewer locals have jobs.

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

@ChrisLarsenPOA Is Chad the body they found at Pointe Royale?

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

@BransonBigAir @ChrisLarsenPOA @CofOHardWorkU LOL everyone knows he did that

[Town of Branson Missouri @TownOfBranson]

I thought everyone in Branson knew this

[Big Air Branson Missouri @BransonBigAir]

@ChrisLarsenPOA Is it true that as the Dean at @CofOHardWorkU you fucked one of your students?

[Jarod Kintz @JarodKintz1]

Book title idea: Romancin’ in Branson. It would be a coffee-table book made up of unique date possibilities.

[Branson Fresh @BransonFresh]

Branson needs something this romantic.

A date here would be enchanting.

Or would it be charming?

Both.

It would be encharming.