Campy✌🏻✨

Masayoshi Takanaka/John Popper truther

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Bro I’m opening at work and the other person won’t stop talking about chem trails. Dog it’s 6:30

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

A second plane (beer) has hit the tower (my mouth)

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Do we play fugazi over the shop radio today?

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Pissing on someone’s piss

Piss sandwich

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Whoreizon wireless

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

The sexual tension between the cannabis amnesty box and I is unmatched rn

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Unfortunately for everyone around me, I am locked in today

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Who’s hooba be stankin in here?

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Getting real tired of giving people almost twice my age life advice goddamn

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

I live my life 3 coffees no lunch at a time

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Torts (Taz Jorts [Jean Shorts])

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Got given a joint at work today. Looks like I’ve got another day in me after all

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

I am one request to make an email signature away from being known as “Big Pisser” company wide

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

This was me processing someone dropping dead outside of my job, what a world

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

lol was not expecting to watch someone beef it outside the donut shop today

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

Alright who was gonna tell me that Blues Traveler fucks?

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

“I’ve got a bone to pick with you”

Promise?

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

"How I became the piss manager of the shit factory."

[Campy✌🏻✨ @TownOfOrono]

@HelphasTheEboy Uncirc’d all day homie