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Towns Sheriff, if you see anything suspicious please report it to us immediately. xoxo (Banner by: @MOVlEDWEEB)

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@DonutsDeputy Well yeah, but she still needs proper training.

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@GreenShotg94059 Not in a million years.

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Well, Patty was serious about becoming a police officer. Still don’t understand why.

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@JackTheDeputy Apparently so.

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Well…yesterday certainly was…something. How is everyone?

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@azureforensic Of course, if you need anything I’m only a call or text away.

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What in gods name just happened…

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@azureforensic

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Oh good grief. How the hell am I supposed to choose?

[Lucky! @luckyncharming]

@AbrilMend0za vs @azureforensic

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@mayorevermore Haven’t seen the father since a couple hours ago, we’re lookin’ for him though.

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@crystal89671 I do not know what you are talking about

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Going to visit Patty later on today, haven’t heard from her in a little while.

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"Do you like your coffee the old fashioned way? I usually get mines from this 97 year old diner down the block and it’s so good" - I do prefer it the more traditional way yes, though modern day coffee still works the same way. https://t.co/MXsS6LSsyv

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"if u had to get a tattoo of an animal which would it be" - I wouldn’t get a tattoo, but maybe a fish. It’s small. https://t.co/fCefscnJzR

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@mayorevermore Oh be quiet…

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Shit…I slept through the entire day…

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"how many fake police reports do you deal with? - 🍼🍉💙" - Not as many as we used too, it’s more prank calls now. https://t.co/Qbb97pXyhp

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"Have you ever cheated in a relationship?" - No. Never will. That is disgusting. https://t.co/FRFP46H4zL

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"What’s a secret you’ve kept from jack :D" - If I said it, it wouldn’t exactly be a secret anymore now would it? https://t.co/3MNm4WgbVs

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"What is your opinion on men in their 40's who try desperately hard to act young, cool and a lil bit gangsta?" - That seems awfully specific, but they’re fairly strange I suppose. https://t.co/uzxCPuYvj2