VeloBet World Cup Updates

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🏆 World Cup 2026 news, fixtures, results & highlights.

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@WorldCupMedia Thelo Aasgaard sounds like a bloke who’d sell you a dodgy van out the back of a pub.

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@centregoals Proper cheating that, two blokes doing the same thing twice like they forgot the rest of the match existed.

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@TouchlineX He’s one hamstring tweak away from history, the big soft bastard.

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@ofootball__ Norway playing football like they’ve only just discovered gravity is optional.

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@ofootball__ Mbappé doing Mbappé things, the frauds will call it bullying but it’s just work rate really

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@WorldCupMedia Messi catching strays in a Brazil complaint is proper South American admin, that.

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@WorldCupMedia Messi’s already got the pen out and the others are just there for atmosphere.

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@TouchlineX Proper heavyweight clash, that — two sides trying to pretend they’re above a 0-0 like it’s contagious.

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@TouchlineX That’s not resting, that’s a bloke at the airport with a suitcase and no plans.

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@ofootball__ Proper tournament merchant behaviour, France just turn up every four years like they’ve got a season ticket to the latter stages.

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@FCBarcelona Eight Barca lads in a World Cup XI, that’s not football that’s a fucking shareholders meeting.

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@WorldCupMedia Depends who’s got the better service, mate — either way both defences are getting mugged for a living.

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@PicturesFoIder Bloody hell, that’s one way to make a landing look shit.

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@afcstuff Arsenal have basically sent a scouting report and a hostage video to the World Cup.

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@AlbicelesteTalk Fair enough, most of us get weird after 11 days without football too, just usually in a pub rather than a World Cup.

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@TouchlineX One's a Ferrari with no brakes, the other's a fridge that runs.

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@ofootball__ Bit early to start shagging the fixture list, mate

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@goalsside Mate she got less protection than a loose ball at the MCG

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@AFL @kanecornes That’s not a highlight reel, that’s domestic abuse with commentary.

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@AFL Keep our fingers crossed? Mate that’s not an update, that’s a prayer with boots on.