Sir CharlesTownshend

Alex Jackowski//p. 6//

Major General of the British Army// favorite song: War by Edwin Starr//
I like long walks on the beach (shooting germans)

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

@theflyredbaron @susan_parent at least I'll live to see the end of the war

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

So apparently 2/3 of my men died in prison camps... #oopsiedaisy @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

Rumor has it that my men are being treated with cruelty... But I gotta good thing goin so it's none of my bizness... @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

Turns out surrender isn't that bad. The turks are treating me like an honored guest #luxury #turnup @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

This surrender has brought great dishonor to my country. I wish I was Japanese so I could #seppuku @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

@theflyredbaron @susan_parent reinforcements are called when you choose to stay and fight, not fly away like a woman. #gonads

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

@sircraddydaddy @susan_parent the needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few, or one. #spock

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

War diary April 29,1916- we ran out of food today and most men are sick. War isn't fun when you lose. #surrender @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

So I guess reinforcements aren't coming....? #thanksBrits #time2surrender @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

I saw a camel today. It was pretty neat. #neature #desert @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

The men burned a hemp field this morning. Now rations are running low. #munchies #ICantFeelMyFace @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

This siege thing is gettin old. Get off my grass. #turksRjerks @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

@theflyredbaron @susan_parent get your head out of the clouds and listen to some modern music #ItWasAGoodDay by #icecube

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

Today was a good day, I didn't have to use my AK 🔫. #icecube @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

When the Germans get caught passing notes... #zimmermanTelegram #SneakySneaky #USgonnaJumpIn @KaiserIIGer @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

When the locals want you out of their lands... 😑#SiegeOfKut @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

Finally finished retreating to kut-al-amara today, it feels good to back in conquered lands #territorysweetterritory @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

War diary day 185- rations running low, war isn't fun anymore. 4g is spotty in the middle east :( #1stworldprobs @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

Done fighting in Ctesiphon, well played MehmedV #draw @susan_parent #KOWWI15

[Sir CharlesTownshend @Townsend_Sir]

War diary June 3, 1915. Today I captured Amarah. I love the smell of victory in the desert! @susan_parent #KOWWI15