Raspootin’

Fifty Shades of G’day Pronouns: Mad/Cunt Everyone’s favourite Court Jester. Gas Giant. Bad Vibe Diffuser. Monke

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Save the drama for yo’ mama
I’m the muh fuckin’ Dalai Lama

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Alright back in my cave under my rock I go 🧌

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Is it Grape flavoured?
Maybe that’s why I like it so much

I like that purple stuff 🤤

Seriously tho I’ve cut back on my caffeine intake

Didn’t need to be having as much as I was 😅

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Monster Ultra Violet tastes like they turned the gay agenda into liquid form and I fuck with that

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Only thought of that cause I’ve been playing Back to the Dawn

Pretty cool game

Thumbs up

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Beastars might be for furries into vore

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Baki is a great show for stoners and people not paying attention cause everytime I watch it and have no idea what’s going on the narrator always comes in clutch and explains everything that’s happening then after you’re still like wait, wtf?

Shows a trip

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Is everyone in my neighbourhood retired? Why are we all home at all hours?

FBI should investigate the comings and goings on everyone here cause what the actual f

Love the stomps & slams coming from the neighbours house directly beside mine

Must be filming a 2nd Stomp the Yard

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Only someone who cuts their eyelashes off is taking fat loads to the face

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Reminder to the fellas that are removing their eyelashes. That’s gender affirming care

Which is like removing your nose hairs, it’s literally your bodies natural defence system against gunk

Now you’ve got no natural defence against all that nut your face is going to catch 💦😫

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@MattWalshBlog Big dawg Matt standing on business 😤

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Can you pinpoint exactly where the sarcasm kicked in?

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Pretty neat that Irish lad Ice Cube mentioned Rap is used as a Psy-Op to keep everyone fighting amongst themselves instead of building stronger communities together

Being peaceful and getting along sounds gay af anyway. Makes me fucking retch at the thought alone 🤢🤢

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Shoutout Clint Eastwood for making the movies he does. He doesn’t fuck with that Gatorade you know what I’m saying

He’s actually a Legend for that considering his work environment

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I was playing Control and throwing parts of the environment at the fellas in wheelchairs fucks me up

Funniest shit ever

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Putting the disco in discombobulated but staying calm so I don’t cause a Panic! 🕺🪩

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Vibin to Groomed by the Block - Stevie Stone, JL & PHresher knowing damn well I was building Bionicles and playing N64

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You’re just mad coz u suckaz got served 😤🫳🎤🔥

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Literally the person Straya sent for the Olympics Breakdancing https://t.co/zCMsCWLjQa

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Literally the person Straya sent for the Olympics Breakdancing https://t.co/zCMsCWLjQa

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If Joe Rogan is actually suing mainstream media companies for taking his clips and editing it to make it appear he said a certain thing I hope he wins and takes them for everything they’ve got

There needs to be serious consequences for doing stuff like that

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Kiwi fruits are vegetarian scotch eggs

Handy testicle shaped snack

I eat that shit unshaven, with the skin.
Seriously I need the fibre

I’m dying

Wubba lubba dub dub