Toxteth ogrady

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole She's 50 and not going through menopause?

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole I read this as "feltching" at first.

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole I saw it all Susan.

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole Do all men with small knobs do this?

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole Yeah, because i wore contacts for years and always needed a mirror to put the fuckers in. Yet you can "pop it back in" with your knob in the other hand.

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@anon_opin I'll Rub my cheese in any direction I see fit, thank you very much

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@anon_opin And as Jack Dee said the only thing worse than having guests stay over is staying over at someone else's house

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole Those long winter evenings must just fly by

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@anon_opin The movie industry only exists to sell overpriced snacks to idiots in cinemas

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole A dark room? I saw a documentary on Netflix about one of these in Berlin. Not my cup of tea, but to each their own..

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@WilsonTball @mscott7612 @anon_opin The other was an Olympic hurdler

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole One poo over the cuckoo's nest

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole It's the same in my house with crack. None for the kids until Dad gets his taste first

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole I'm shocked... that you even have a wife.

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole Do you eat the packaging as well?

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@fesshole 5 yr olds just stroll around the park on their own now striking up conversation with strangers. In your dreams maybe

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@_the_a_bis @fesshole

[Toxteth ogrady @ToxtethogradyI]

@anon_opin I had a pony on a horse at double carpet yesterday