Dystopiary

*mutters to self

[Tactically Matt @TacticallyMatt]

Four goals for 17 year old Braiden Graham tonight (so far!)

[Everton @Everton]

JAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE!!!

[1-1] #EVEWHU

[Goals Xtra @GoalsXtra]

⚽️ GOAL: Harrison Armstrong
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Plymouth 0-2 Derby

https://t.co/FKpVQRxUDQ

[Tactically Matt @TacticallyMatt]

Harrison Armstrong (18) - on loan at Derby in the Championship.

vs Coventry and Blackburn. 📹

#EFC #DCFC

[Everton @Everton]

JAAAAAAAKEEEEE!!! 🙌

[1-1] #BREEVE

[Everton Extra @Everton_Extra]

Mind-boggling.

[Grand Old Team @grandoldteam]

😤

[Harry Watt @saywattharry]

Clear and obvious error..

[Grand Old Team @grandoldteam]

Could cost us Europe, this.

Bastards.

[TOFFEE BLUECAST @TOFFEEBLUECAST]

Beto the Bull has done it again 🐂 he's on fire 🔥

[Everton @Everton]

Back in the team and back among the goals!

The Blues unlock the United defence with a great through ball to Beto, he finds Harrison in the box, and the winger's shot is saved initially but Doucouré is the quickest to react and heads home to make it two!

[2-0] #EVEMUN

[Patrick Boyland @Paddy_Boyland]

GOALLL DOUCOURE

[Patrick Boyland @Paddy_Boyland]

Goallll Betoooo

[𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐕 @ToffeeTVEFC]

Alcaraz puts the Toffees back in front at Selhurst Park

[𝐓𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐕 @ToffeeTVEFC]

BEEEEEETTTTTOOOOO

[Everton @Everton]

ALCARAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

2-1 TO THE TOFFEES!!!!!

[Everton @Everton]

BETOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Grand Old Team @grandoldteam]

✊
https://t.co/84ItnejkIx

[Patrick Boyland @Paddy_Boyland]

GOAL GIVEN!!