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there are only a few objects in this kitchenette

[B @ToyStilettos]

my ice tray doesn’t have any personality 😔

[B @ToyStilettos]

to be captured in a still photograph (let alone two back to back)

[B @ToyStilettos]

the quote fun never ends

[B @ToyStilettos]

sometimes u go on twitter and see ppl tweeted 15, 16 hrs ago and it’s like k........ y then and not now

[B @ToyStilettos]

coming to the stark realization that I’ve never bought feta

[B @ToyStilettos]

my coffee machine exploded
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because I dropped it on the floor
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from a great height

[B @ToyStilettos]

@TaxExemption289 K

[B @ToyStilettos]

quarantine activities:
Press lint roller against stove
Walk close to door then retreat
Move crumbs from one side of table to other
Brush teeth?
Glare at sink handle

tweet key:
(Press, Walk, Move, Brush, Glare)

[B @ToyStilettos]

recently spent a few seconds thinking not about the contents of, but the concept of the eastern seaboard

[B @ToyStilettos]

I haven’t counted but living in york city I must have come across fifty, maybe even sixty awnings

[Adam Eli @aewerner]

I wrote a book for young adults about the idea that queer people anywhere are responsible for queer people everywhere. Coming soon thanks to @PenguinTeen!

Cover art: @ashlukadraws

PRE ORDER LINK: https://t.co/nyJlsvWPb8

[B @ToyStilettos]

@TaxExemption289 Checking in

[B @ToyStilettos]

@TaxExemption289 I'll check back in later

[B @ToyStilettos]

@dubiousrhetoric K

[B @ToyStilettos]

@Sitonmydebt maybe u need some chapstick?

[B @ToyStilettos]

awful pneumonic devices for remembering the difference between honeydew and cantaloupe:

honeydew. dew is on grass. grass is green. honeydew is green.

cantaloupe. orangeloupe. cantaloupe is orange.

[B @ToyStilettos]

@Carly_gar I can confirm this

[B @ToyStilettos]

favorite social media:
Wiki - always & forev
1. venmo (social payment function)
2. Venmo (main page)
3. zocdoc
4. email
5. google drive
4-6 Jelly , Vine, Yik yak
7. texting (with abbr. like lol)

[B @ToyStilettos]

@dubiousrhetoric Tapper??

[B @ToyStilettos]

@dubiousrhetoric new number, who is thid?

[B @ToyStilettos]

I get such a rush when I enter my time sheet