Tommy Oswood

[Kyle Theige @KyleTheige]

I haven’t seen a Nikola Jokic-led team choke this badly since Game 7 against the Timberwolves.

[jakes graphs @jakesgraphs]

With a Minnesota win and a Green Bay loss today, the Timberwolves would move to fourth all-time in October winning percentage across the major professional sports (NBA, NFL, MLB)

[Timberwolves Clips @WolvesClips]

12 Hours

[Tommy Oswood @Tozz24]

Source: @MNUFC were this 🤏🏻 close to signing Lionel Messi.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Lionel Messi chooses PSG 🔵

PSG are trying to close the deal over the weekend, reports @mohamedbouhafsi.

[Tommy Oswood @Tozz24]

Me: I heard Messi is a free agent, can we sign him?

@GerssonRosas: No we have Messi at home.

Messi at home:

[Tommy Oswood @Tozz24]

Me when the Timberwolves don’t sign any of the guys they couldn’t afford to sign in the first place:

[D'Angelo Russell @Dloading]

Love how the league sleep on @Jmcdaniels7 🥱

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

You know I’m rocking with @Marq_Towne5 and @RamblersMBB. LETS GET THIS W!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congrats to @LoyolaChicago and Sister Jean for a last-second upset - I had faith in my pick!

[Tommy Oswood @Tozz24]

@gamusu Nicaragua didn't join because they thought the agreement didn't go far enough btw

[Tommy Oswood @Tozz24]

I aspire to be the operator of a rogue National Park twitter account

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Playing Amish Paradise in my Tesla

[Tommy Oswood @Tozz24]

iOS 10 and we still don't have a skateboard emoji. Get it together @Apple

[Tommy Oswood @Tozz24]

Is a hamburger a sandwich?