Tolu

[Bane @jodambusta]

Nothing wey no dey happen to blue tick people

[Tolu @Tpash_]

Jasmine needs to simmer down. She’s permanently piping hot, can’t say sorry. Just constantly feisty #loveislanduk

[Tolu @Tpash_]

I need my tummy to be as flat as a board within two weeks but I won’t stop eating like a donkey

[Tolu @Tpash_]

Even deadbeat family members will arise and fight you lol

[Tolu @Tpash_]

The fights that will happen just to keep your wedding small and intimate <<<

[27. @dimvji]

dealing with my fear of rejection by never asking for anything and my fear of being a burden by doing everything alone

[27. @dimvji]

i’m always in a rush to get home just to do nothing but lie down

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

A demonstration of love is always more important than a declaration of love.

[Tolu @Tpash_]

I had the best time watching Linkin Park perform yesterday. Was screaming so hard that I lost my voice lol. Easily the best live performance I’ve ever seen

[Tolu @Tpash_]

This mini skirt I bought is so short, I thought I could pull it off but it’s too bad, I’d look like a clown if I wear it. It’s going back to the store

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

We need to grind this country to a halt.

Shut systems down.

Inconvenience every fucking person.

Because we are moving like this are not bad because they aren’t really touching us.

We need to scatter this place oh!

Kids are in captivity! Children! Across states!

[Tolu @Tpash_]

I’m not less sleepy and I’m more sensitive to the sounds around me. No jitters yet too. Maybe I should try an energy drink next time

[Tolu @Tpash_]

I drank coffee for the first time in a long while, let’s see what it does to my brain

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £672,348

[Tolu @Tpash_]

I need to snap out of this eating like a thief phase very fast before things get out of hand

[Dutchess🌹💞 @Dutchess699031]

Looks healthy
Speaks intelligently
Has charisma

If your only reason for hating him is because of his tribe then you're a pig

[Tolu @Tpash_]

@TheWinifred They’re ruining twitter

[Tolu @Tpash_]

The next thing Apple should do is allow me use one AirPod to watch something on my phone and the second one on my iPad. It doesn’t make sense but it does

[Kimfnya @kimfnya1]

yall need to stop normalizing showing up to people shit empty handed!!