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[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christian Bale has officially opened a $22 million foster care village in Palmdale that he helped create.

The village includes 12 homes designed to keep siblings together while in foster care, with programs offered there to ensure support & stability.

(Source: https://t.co/krNcqXQxt0)

[MYRØ! 🔮 BUSY W/ COMMS @Myrodico]

yay

[L @Iewdawg]

lads let’s get those papers signed yeah @ChelseaFC

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

🚨 Chelsea are confident there will be no issues at documents exchange stage between clubs given the relationship with AS Monaco. [@FabrizioRomano]

[Amy Forrester @amymayforrester]

@seihas0 @g5r0ov Go to college to do a Level 1 or Level 2 qualification.

[Roger Gall @Shambles151]

UK nationals returning today from serving in the IDF were NOT arrested under the Terrorism Act.

Please RT this until they are.

Thank you

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

One NHS, many nationalities.

Huge thanks to every single person who helps keep the NHS going 💙

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

@Ultra__Mayhem @DKD1607 YOU would be in denial, ur misunderstanding supes, he would trust Mr Terrific.

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

In a Gotham state of mind... Welcome. 🦇🦇

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

@BOCCHI_MANIA What do u guys see?😳

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

@ToryWipeout I always find using a bookmark is helpful

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Imagine these were two blindfolded Israeli women.

Imagine Hamas militants had taken this picture.

Imagine those women had then disappeared.

Imagine the deafening outrage and denunciations of Hamas’ evil.

So where is the deafening outrage here?

[James Albertson @AlbertsonJ55507]

@BBCSussex No wall to wall coverage, I see? No cobra meetings? No throwings millions at protecting muslims? No giving muslims a special police force to protect them?

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

@ivieirl what anime is this, just for resaech purpioses

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

@atenadesgracada they're not twinks thats a bad word. in this day and age its so hard to find a true brother, being good friends doesn't make u gay evn if sometimes u guys sleep naked togther it just means ur confortable

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

@AlanaChoREAL funny one this one so relatable, my wife mpties my pockets everyday 😅 honestly woudl drag my past self away from her. Save urselves whilst u can guys 🤣

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

@Jibsman1 @slimsuki_ you absolutley can when you're forced by the board to heavily rotate and your squad lacks the quality in depth to facilitate it.

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

5 years of Chelsea being shit under Clearlake but I get to watch aresnal bottle the league again

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

A little while ago, I decided to find out just how many Bounty minis you get in a tub of Celebrations, and whether or not the constant fury about them is justified.

The big questions - Is the proportion of Bounty minis relative to the average preferences of the British consumer? Are British consumers getting shafted in general?

This was a standard 550g tub, and in total there were 59 miniatures inside. These were arranged as follows:

Ten (10) Snickers, so approximately 16.9% of the tub.
Ten (10) Milky Way, so approximately 16.9% of the tub.
Nine (9) Mars, so approximately 15.2% of the tub.
Seven (7) Maltesers, so approximately 11.8% of the tub.
Six (6) Twix, so approximately 10.1% of the tub.
Six (6) Galaxy, so approximately 10.1% of the tub.
Six (6) Bounty, so approximately 10.1% of the tub.
Five (5) Galaxy Caramel, so approximately 8.4% of the tub.

Back in 2022, an investigation by The Mirror found that although the quantities in ten different tubs varied a little from one to another, the actual proportions / ratios were broadly the same, and so I am happy to work with the assumption that my results above broadly represent the wider Celebrations ecosystem.

Next, I conducted a snap poll to ask my Facebook followers about their favourite, and at the time of writing 2,035 people had responded. The results were as follows:

Maltesers (746) - Approximately 36.6%
Bounty (344) - Approximately 16.9%
Snickers (284) - Approximately 13.9%
Galaxy Caramel (256) - Approximately 12.5%
Galaxy (128) - Approximately 6.2%
Twix (120) - Approximately 5.8%
Mars (94) - Approximately 4.6%
Milky Way (63) - Approximately 3.0%

When we throw all of that data together with the earlier information, we can conclude the following for each variety of miniature (all percentages are approximate):

Maltesers - It is the favourite miniature for 36.6% of consumers, but they make up 11.8% of each tub, and so consumers are being SIGNIFICANTLY MUGGED OFF.

Bounty - It is the favourite miniature for 16.9% of consumers, but they make up 10.1% of each tub, and so consumers are being MUGGED OFF.

Snickers - It is the favourite miniature for 13.9% of consumers, but they make up 16.9% of each tub, and so consumers are being TREATED FAIRLY-ISH.

Galaxy Caramel - It is the favourite miniature for 12.5% of consumers, but they make up 8.4% of each tub, and so consumers are being MUGGED OFF.

Galaxy - It is the favourite miniature for 6.2% of consumers, but they make up 10.1% of each tub, and so consumers are being TREATED FAIRLY-ISH.

Twix - It is the favourite miniature for 5.8% of consumers, but they make up 10.1% of each tub, and so consumers are being MUGGED OFF.

Mars - It is the favourite miniature for 4.6% of consumers, but they make up 15.2% of each tub, and so consumers are being MUGGED OFF.

Milky Way - It is the favourite miniature for 3.0% of consumers, but they make up 16.9% of each tub, and so consumers are being REALLY SIGNIFICANTLY MUGGED OFF.

Therefore, while the general order of Celebrations from ‘most to least’ runs:

Snickers > Milky Way > Mars > Maltesers > Twix > Galaxy > Bounty > Galaxy Caramel

Based on my findings, perhaps it would be better as:

Maltesers > Bounty > Snickers > Galaxy Caramel > Galaxy > Twix > Mars > Milky Way

One could argue that Milky Way is the most popular amongst kids, and also that kids wouldn’t be represented in my polling data, but then again modern democracy is flawed in a number of ways and this is reflected perfectly here. The Red Car and The Blue Car having a race was definitely a backhanded satire of British politics.

More significantly, it’s clear that Bounty is the nation’s SECOND-FAVOURITE and not the ‘pellet of unspeakable evil’ that it is portrayed as so often.

Anyway Mars Wrigley, you know where to find me if you’re serious about taking Celebrations to the next level.

[K4HN @TpolDaily]

@K_Niemietz @confuzcious Well there gdp is greater than ours they also have way more natural resources, they also have more billionaires than the uk, India has a Greater ppp, larger work force.
And they’re still a developing economy. what u think is poor compared to UK is all just public spending