all english seaside town bric-a-brac shops are like, “here’s some dinky die-cast model trucks. here’s a big stack of £1 dvds. here’s a case full of actual nazi daggers,”
the “not like the other girls” of politics are the people who base their opinions on liking the politician that everyone hates just so they can call everyone else “sheep” when they’re confronted and feel special
I am a drug combination expert. You want to see what it's like as the opposite sex for 3 hours? What being kissed by God feels like. You want the infinite experience if freedom? Knowledge of yourself? Eroticism that incinerates you? A simple good time? Forgetfulness? I'm your man
@tpukstonehenge Norwich is home to the first perestrianised road in England. Maduro was five or six years old when he organised for cars to get cucked by pedestrians.