@matt_olma I usually buy a funeral or wedding card for a birthday and then write whatever ramblings are going on in my head on both sides until they’re both entirely covered in my stream of conscious and it’s usually a big hit
Spending 20 minutes trying to explain to a 60 year old British born-again Christian woman what Marvel Rivals is so I can make an Adam Warlock ult joke to her
It’s like going to the Sistine Chapel and thinking damn we should cover all these dicks and tits, don’t want the kids seeing that. Art is meant to be seen the way the artist made it!!!!
Girlfriend texted “beef fried rice for dinner?” And apple AI suggested “Okay sounds great!” like I’m some lobotomized drone - maybe a castrated dog? No, I’m a human being.. I feel things. When my gf says beef fried rice for dinner I say “mmmmmf fuckk” I’m not some algorithm
@USMNTOtaku@BILD I’m being told Gio obtained the Blood of Lathander over the offseason. Should allow him to cast sunbeam once per long rest, which would give him another way to deal out radiant damage. Would be lethal against undead this season if everything comes together
@FourthWaver Me killing off my non-heir sons in ck3 because I’m stuck in a confederate partition and don’t want my main heir to lose all of his duchies and counties